The act of sitting on someone's face so as to allow them to blow you as you simultaneously defecate into their hair.
"Bro. Gave my girlfriend a Chocolate Pelican last night"
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'
by Hasina&Marious June 21, 2010
Get the Chocolate Pelican mug.When you thought your afternoon delight was well timed, but the family turns out to be right there - speechless doesn't even begin to describe your anxiety, embarrassment, shock, disbelief, horror...
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When banging a girl on the beach, pull out, tap your hog in the sand, and jam it back in. The noise that results sounds like a screaming Pelican.
by Mech 2 March 13, 2010
Get the Screamin Pelican mug.It is when the male over-achieves in shaving his penis completely bald, and it is soft as a pillow. The penis resembles the body of a pelican.
"man I have heard of trimming the hedges or maybe a whack job, but jimmy gave his penis the bald pelican".
by Joe Diffie April 14, 2013
Get the The Bald Pelican mug.A euphamism used to describe a woman (or man) who attempts to converse with a mouthful of semen. Their jaw takes on a pelican-like shape as they attempt to not spill any of the precious elixir while speaking. When speaking in this manner, the orator invariably (no matter their race or origin) sounds cajun; hence the name "Louisiana Pelican". Who dat!?!
My woman tried to do the Louisiana Pelican for me last night and sneezed baby batter all over my face!
C'mon mayun, I cain't hardly unnastann yoo! Yoo soun like a Loozyana Pelican!
C'mon mayun, I cain't hardly unnastann yoo! Yoo soun like a Loozyana Pelican!
by dixxienormuss January 24, 2011
Get the Louisiana Pelican mug.A wicked cool pelican that is suuuuuper fat and rests it's beak on its enormous stomach. Pelicans are chill, have swag, and are thugs.
Joe: What's that?
Ronnie: It looks like a fat bird.......
Joe: You baffoon thats a "Thug Pelican"!!!!
Ronnie: What?
Ronnie: It looks like a fat bird.......
Joe: You baffoon thats a "Thug Pelican"!!!!
Ronnie: What?
by sawoah August 18, 2012
Get the Thug Pelican mug.A sex position in which the woman begins by getting spread eagle on the bed. The man jumps into the air and plunges his dick inside of her whilst flapping his arms around like a crazy mother fucker. Flip and repeat to make it a DOUBLE Pelican .
by Moby31 September 12, 2016
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