Parker 

Parker is a terrible person that is a man ho and try’s to cheat on u with ur best friend but they reject him because he is super ugly ,has a dry personality, and oh yeah is dating ur friend

Girls friend:adds Parker on sc

Parker: is dating girl
Parker:hits on girls friend
Girl:breaks up with him
Parker: wonders why she left him

Parker by Fuck parker May 9, 2019

parker 

parker is the best girl ever she is so thicc and full of life

did you see parker?
yeah shes a 10/10

parker by eshaysbrother101 May 23, 2019

Parker 

Parker, the cutest bean. It’s on urban dictionary now it’s a fact

“Parker, wow, look how freaking amazing you look. You outfit is on point, and that hair swoop.. plan me a funeral right now”

Parker by Jackiemackiecrack May 24, 2019

Parker 

Parker’s are really funny and really really popular. They’re really pretty and everyone loves her. She is a really good person and a literal goddess of everything. Not only funny but super smart and good at sports.

Anyone: who’s that person they look so cool
Another person: that’s just Parker

Parker by Eldood May 30, 2019

Parker 

He’s not the brightest of the bunch. He is always getting stuck and will need help but he is a loyal friend and a kind person

Parker what the hell are you doing

Parker by Mustardmen July 4, 2019

Parker 

A beautiful snowman that’s always there for people, always knows what to say, sings really well and is a blessing to everyone on earth. He is also an angel who tries to wear a demon costume but it doesn’t fit and his halo keeps poking out, and the strongest person on this big round ball of dirt and suffering

“Did you hear about what Parker did?”

“Yeah, they’re still trying to put the corpses back”

Parker by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. August 1, 2019

Parker 

Parker is an athletic boy/man who is a nice boyfriend when you are getting to know him then you will somehow figure out that he cheated on you with an older girl but will not say anything until you point it out

Parker cheated on you

Parker by •queen• August 20, 2019