Opposite Hand October

When you mastrabate with your opposite hand.

Timmy: “i mastrabate with my right hand but I don’t know which hand is left or right because I’m dyslexic”

Johnny: *gets idea*

Johnny: “hey I’m going to do opposite hand October.

*becomes a trend and a meme*

Johnny but older and is talking to his grand children: “I will miss the old days were we have nnn and opposite hand October...”

Kids:” what is opposite hand October”

*johnny tells the story of oho*

by lil ratty Minaj November 26, 2019

opposite-sidewalks stroll

Refers to where you and an acquaintance go for a jaunt along a street or nature-trail, but you each walk "separately" on either side of the lane instead of just traipsing along side-by-side in the usual way. This less-common practice could be for any of a variety of reasons, such as that the area's sidewalks are simply too narrow for two people to safely walk double-file, or that you and your companion are cleaning up trash along both sides of the road, or perhaps you're helping each other to look for one or more scattered items that got accidentally dropped sometime earlier.

Another good purpose for an opposite-sidewalks stroll would be if your walking-companion owes you some money that he presently has no way of paying back, and so you and he are collecting discarded returnable containers along the local roadways to earn a little additional cash towards the amount that he owes you. Extra points if your buddy willingly carries all the bags as they get filled with returnables, so that you yourself don't have to expend so much effort on his behalf; a six-cubic-foot-capacity plastic-tubbed wheelbarrow is a handy accessory here, to help ease this "weighty" burden.

by QuacksO August 20, 2018

Opposite blanket day

Opposite blanket day is were to HAVE to trade blankets with someone in your household for the day.

“Today is Opposite blanket day, we HAVE to swap blankets!”

by retro boy November 13, 2020

really kraken down on the opposition

What Zeus was doing with his huge ferociously-destructive sea-monster servant.

Zeus had started really kraken down on the opposition until Perseus turned said tentacled behemoth to stone by showing it Medusa's head.

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

Opposite Day Theory

Opposite Day Theory states that Opposite Day is not merely a day. Instead, it supposes that Opposite Day is fluid and triggers when it is invoked. If they wish, debaters may invoke opposite day for exactly the next eight minutes by quoting the following: Three, Two, One, Go!

"The order is twelve off with four hidden a-specs, the rules of Risk: The Game of Global Domination, Drop the Judge, stabbing theory, the N-word repeated for two minutes, and Opposite Day theory.

by ougrhough September 12, 2025

Sudden opposition death syndrome

When the government suddenly kills you for opposing them

Navalny died due to SODS(sudden opposition death syndrome)

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 24, 2024

The opposite of normal

A bkitch with a mold on his face name blueduke

I’m normal but anybody name blueduke is the opposite of normal

by A mfc roccstar December 10, 2021