A large glacial lake separating Canada from the American state of New York. The people who inhabit the surrounding areas are known to be considered either insane or simply individuals who make bad decisions. The lake itself is deep and vast, yet filled with creatures too disturbing to be worth mentioning (*cough* lampreys), and bull sharks have even been rumored. The surrounding people choose to kayak, boat, and swim these waters at their leisure, that is when the waters are open. The surfers of Lake Ontario are some of the most badass people you will ever meet, especially in the freezing Rochester and Ontario winters.
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The earliest settlement in the Petawawa area was inhabited by the Algonquin First Nation. The name of Petawawa originates from a local Algonquin language word, biidaawewe, meaning "where one hears a noise like this".
In the late 19th century, the area was surveyed and settled by emigres from Scotland, Ireland and Germany. The land was unsuitable for crops, but the heavily forested surroundings were useful for logging. The Canadian military acquired land in the area in 1905, which later became Canadian Forces Base Petawawa. During this period it was used as an internment camp for German POWs during World War II. Later, it became home to the Canadian Airborne Regiment before it was disbanded in 1995. Today, it is one of Canada's largest ground forces bases with members deployed throughout the world on various missions supporting the United Nations in peacekeeping or the War on Terror.
Petawawa was incorporated as a township in 1865. In 1961, the urban area of Petawawa was incorporated as a separate village. On July 1, 1997, the village and township re-amalgamated to form the Town of Petawawa.
The earliest settlement in the Petawawa area was inhabited by the Algonquin First Nation. The name of Petawawa originates from a local Algonquin language word, biidaawewe, meaning "where one hears a noise like this".
In the late 19th century, the area was surveyed and settled by emigres from Scotland, Ireland and Germany. The land was unsuitable for crops, but the heavily forested surroundings were useful for logging. The Canadian military acquired land in the area in 1905, which later became Canadian Forces Base Petawawa. During this period it was used as an internment camp for German POWs during World War II. Later, it became home to the Canadian Airborne Regiment before it was disbanded in 1995. Today, it is one of Canada's largest ground forces bases with members deployed throughout the world on various missions supporting the United Nations in peacekeeping or the War on Terror.
Petawawa was incorporated as a township in 1865. In 1961, the urban area of Petawawa was incorporated as a separate village. On July 1, 1997, the village and township re-amalgamated to form the Town of Petawawa.
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Ontario’s culture is rooted in pussy loyalists that were too cowardly to stand up to the British during the American Revolution. After we sent the British on their way, the loyalists did not have the balls to face the music so they trotted over to Upper Canada which is now Ontario. Otherwise we would have burned them with sticks and beat their asses with bats and chains.
Ontario is made up of cities like Toronto that like to think they are just as genuine and cool as American cities but they just don't have the special jazz. The citizens are either pasty white law abiding puritans or super liberal new age types that pride themselves at being progressive. By the way the minorities are a bunch of lame poser wanksters so you can’t accuse me of picking on only the pasty whites.
Ottawa is a nice city but the core of the province made up of places like Waterloo, Hamilton, Toronto and Belleville which are completely lame. Unless you want to party with a bunch of stiff boring wussies, don’t go to Ontario. Montreal on the other hand is pretty ill.
Ontario’s culture is rooted in pussy loyalists that were too cowardly to stand up to the British during the American Revolution. After we sent the British on their way, the loyalists did not have the balls to face the music so they trotted over to Upper Canada which is now Ontario. Otherwise we would have burned them with sticks and beat their asses with bats and chains.
Ontario is made up of cities like Toronto that like to think they are just as genuine and cool as American cities but they just don't have the special jazz. The citizens are either pasty white law abiding puritans or super liberal new age types that pride themselves at being progressive. By the way the minorities are a bunch of lame poser wanksters so you can’t accuse me of picking on only the pasty whites.
Ottawa is a nice city but the core of the province made up of places like Waterloo, Hamilton, Toronto and Belleville which are completely lame. Unless you want to party with a bunch of stiff boring wussies, don’t go to Ontario. Montreal on the other hand is pretty ill.
I don't know what to say about Ontario. It's kind of like the mashed potatoes without the gravy.
I went to Toronto Ontario and it just didn't feel like the real thing.
Ontario Mom: Bradley, don't forget to wear your sunscreen and your helmet when you are out there. And remember to use hand signals for your turns when you are on your bicycle.
Pasty White Bradley: Yes mommy. I would never disobey the law. God Save the Queen and go Blue Jays even though all of our sports teams suck.
I went to Toronto Ontario and it just didn't feel like the real thing.
Ontario Mom: Bradley, don't forget to wear your sunscreen and your helmet when you are out there. And remember to use hand signals for your turns when you are on your bicycle.
Pasty White Bradley: Yes mommy. I would never disobey the law. God Save the Queen and go Blue Jays even though all of our sports teams suck.
by Just don't like lame places August 4, 2009
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