silk cannon

A slang for pension

She sucked on my silk cannon until it started shooting missiles

by Doughboyjunior June 12, 2023

silk shower

British officer Slang for when, as a group, you dress in silk robes and attend an evening of group or couple massage with fellow commerades. There is a Mess oil kept for the occasion containing aromatherapy sents such as Eucalyptus and Frankincense, this is distributed by the most senior officer of the group.

We are putting on a Silk Shower event in the Mess on Friday 12th. Please sign up if you are available.

by YouandMe4444 November 23, 2016

Silk

Silk: soft shiny pubic hair of a blonde.

Dear,let me feel your silk
That silk adds beauty to my girlfriend's crotch.

by Bangaru May 15, 2021

silk wristwatch

the process in wrapping your dick around your wrist and showing your friend, and thus getting to punch said friend. Derived from the movie Waiting.

"yo check this out"

"aww gross you totally got me with your silk wristwatch"

punch friend

"fuck you dude"

by Harry Lana March 31, 2012

Silk Dick

a good looking, naturally smooth, architextural phenomenon associated with a man's penis. Known to be sexually and sensory stimulating to woman with adhd and autistic characteristics

I was hyper focused on rubbing my pussy on his silk dick for HOURS

by Selena Loren September 1, 2023

silk missile

Another word for semen or Sperm

Last night I shot some silk missiles at her back

by Doughboyjunior June 8, 2023

Silk boxers

The best type of underwear to be made!

I only wear silk boxers. They feel so good on my cock and are silky smooth

by Imiss2019 December 31, 2023