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Biggest asshole you will EVER meet! An Oliver typically thinks he knows everything and dances like a fish out of water. Olivers have ZERO stamina, they cannot even go for more than 10 days without wanking their shlong. In fact hes probably cranking one in this cup this very moment. The only thing more predictable than his unfunny jokes is his insane amount of horniness. No matter how much of an absolutely condescending dick he is, we love him unconditionally <3 Люблю тебя ;)
Girl: How'd your date go?
Girl 2: Awful, he was an absolute Oliver. He took his shirt off in the middle of dinner and flexed all over my spaghetti..
Oliver by mackdaddy143143 November 10, 2018
A lil bitch who ditches people who care about him. sure he fit but he got a shit hairline.
your such an Oliver

damn I'm so offended
Oliver by daggershagger January 4, 2019
Someone or something who is very gay and looks like a gay fat tomatoe
He is so oliver
Look at the guy, he's so Oliver
Oliver is so gay
He’s a fucking tomatoe
Oliver by LongFatCock March 12, 2019
A white human. Olivers are stupid, dumb, gay, and retarded. They love to play with their skinny penis, and fuck their dad up on high beams and cuddle on cold winter nights. They are pleasure seekers, so please don't overfeed them.

Olivers are the most reatarded ever. If one wants to adopt you, don't let him. You will regret it.
That Oliver is such a pussy. He's a retarded one.

It's my turn to fuck daddy, mommy. He's been cuddling with you all night.

The Oliver shows his love by kneading and sucking.
Omg that’s Oliver, he has a small dick and is gay
Oliver by BakedBEANS007 December 15, 2019