oh my gawd

A variant of "Oh my god". Generally used by shitty authors or said by female new yorkers.

"Oh my gawd, you have such a round bosom," said Brenda.

by poopface Mcgee June 3, 2006

Oh my heart!

This is just a nicer way of saying "oh my god," "holy crap" or "woah." This is NOT suppose to mean "I'm having a heart attack" so don't say this near a hospital!

"Oh my heart! I missed you soooo much!" OR "Oh my heart, what the hell is that?"

by Brit-nay July 18, 2007

oh my queer

A term used by homophobic little douche-bags who are insecure in their sexuality, like Kinky Pinky who submitted the other definition.

Kinky Pinky says "Oh my queer!" Everyone else replies, "Kinky Pink is a tool."

by Teeheeheehee May 18, 2006

oh my lantern

A highly gay saying, describing a shocking or sentual event.

I just got out of the shower.... "oh my lantern"

by The Round Table of Lantern January 24, 2011

Oh My Gah!

Instead of saying "oh my God" or "oh my gosh". Jessica Simpson uses this term quite often on her MTV Show and manages to annoy her husband and family.

My neighbour is in hospital!
"Oh my Gah!! What happened?"

by ButterflyCarol February 12, 2006

oh my daze

shock similar to oh my god

shes moving on friday:
'oh my daze, really?'

by sexe_jo September 26, 2006

Oh My Goddess

Almost like the original "oh my god" but not used to express disappointment and shock. It's rather used in a quite lame attempt to try and charm a lady that has made an stunning entrance.

"oh my Goddess.. #whistle.. "
"Oh my goddess what an ass!"

by DrEEd September 18, 2006