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Gouch Offering

The act of marinating your hand in your gouch region, preceded by the presentation of your hand to an individual for the inhalation of the aroma.
"Can I provide you with a "gouch offering"?

Yes, I would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands

"And how about you, can I offer you as well"?

No, than you I'm good.

Logical reason, please.

I am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.

Fair enough. Gouch ya later.
by marinatingoffering October 1, 2010
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Gentleman's Offer

The option of suicide over a lifetime of imprisonment given to a member of high society.
The general public didn't want their tax dollars spent on detaining the CEO for twenty plus years, so they decided it was best to propose a gentleman's offer.
by Working on Better Memories March 11, 2012
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Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

A meme that we forgot to revive during the coronavirus pandemic
woke people during the pandemic: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
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most offensive word ever

Broadly speaking - Probably the word 'Cunt' (English language)

The linguistic/written deliverance of the word 'cunt' is unsuitable for an array of circumstances. It's widely considered an explanatory/accessible word that conveys a negative sentiment/connotation towards a given subject. In this sense the literal/descriptive (female genitalia) functionality of the word is often secondary. Its use can almost systematically cause offence/animosity between parties.

It's the last word i'd choose/desire to use when addressing my mother. She'd be terribly offended.
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Example -

A. "Cunt". - (utilised in its basic singular form can cause arbitrary offence. /// To express general dissatisfaction when confronted with or applied to an individual/group/situation/thing.

It's conceivably the most offensive word you'd use to describe a 'toilet'. Or alternatively/broadly... when used vaguely as an aggressive slang word.

Example -

A. "Where's ya cunt? I need a massive cunt". (rough translation - "Where might I find a toilet facility? I must relieve myself immediately'.)

B. "You got a cunter I can shit down?" (alternative toilet related expression)
by B. Steptoe November 24, 2013
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non-offensive swears

"FECK! FECK! FECK! FECK OFF!" - Father Jack
by Mister Ignorant March 31, 2004
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offensive language

Get someone to realise the truth about themselves in just a few words and yes ofcourse it going to hurt hence the word offensive.
the student calls the teacher a moreon ... and ofcourse that the truth if he/she has to sit to sit there looking at the teacher talk for bloody two hours. the teacher will find the word a form of offensive language.
by poison me March 7, 2012
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Offensive

(adjective)
Gaudy, fabulous, ostentatious, and in your face; brilliantly and excessively showy on the borderline of tacky but still classy. Used mostly to describe one's outfit, hair, accessories, and overall demeanor. The bigger, the louder, the more offensive.
"I love your new Louis Vuitton bag! It's so offensive!"
"That woman's hair is so big and offensive!"
"That outfit is so bright and offensive!"
by SoOffensive August 28, 2009
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