Ovarycited

When a women/women get over excited about something no-one else cares about least of all the person she/they are talking

Jane got Ovarycited about her new shoes

by KingofClubs8129 December 24, 2009

i don't have the ovaries

like saying; i don't have the balls to (your choice!) for WOMEN! OR: i HAD/HAVE the ovaries to (do something)

(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)

at the pick up bar: go on over and talk to him!! (response:) i don't have the ovaries!

sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!

jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!

by michael foolsley August 23, 2012

ovaphilia

- noun
1. Fetish involving the simulated laying of an egg or eggs by a female human. Variants include the eggs being of disproportionate size to the girl laying, the eggs being festively painted, or the laying female being dressed like a cute little cuddly animal (See Furry). You know, if you're into that.

- noun
2. The fear of scrambled eggs.

"My mom made bacon and eggs this morning for breakfast, but I have ovaphilia, so I sat down to eat, looked at the plate, and was overcome with unbearable terror; the only thing that calmed me was my love of ovaphilia -- I turned around quickly to look at the computer screen displaying my weirdo fetish porn and saw Joey Lauren Adams poppin' a squat wearing only furry orange cat ears, plooping out a shiny Faberge egg and all was right with the world."

by EggLover4Life December 25, 2007

Ovaltine

Ovaltine, aka "the O" and "chocolate black magic", is a highly addictive substance. When you put it in your coffee in the morning the elixir becomes a double threat (like James Franco) and doubly addictive.

Person 1:"Dude I was so hopped up on the O this morning!"
Person 2:"Fricking choco-black magic bro!"
Person 1:"I now lead a more productive life because of Ovaltine and coffee!"

by coffeehipster September 29, 2013

Ovation

Awsome guitar company founded by Charles Kamen of Kamen music corparation. They mainley build acoustic guitars,but they have done many electric guitars such as the oddly-shaped Breadwinner and Deacon. Some of the acoustic models they did are the Adams,Legend,and Classical 1613,and many more.

Here's some Notable users of Ovation Guitars:
John Lennon
Jimmy Page
Yngwie Malmsteen
Roger Waters
David Gilmour
Robert Fripp
Ace Frehley
Adriane Legg
Me
Steve Lukather
Cat Stevens
Jim Croce

and many, many more!

by ROCKYOUBOT! June 1, 2010

ovary-acting

1. When a female does something extreme that may or may not be a result of what her ovaries are doing, yet they get blamed for it.
2. Overreacting in a female, esp. as a result of being on her period.

Eric: "Dude, Sarah really broke up with you just because you ate the last of the brownies?“

John: "yeah, but she'll be back within about a week or so. It's her time of the month, so she's just ovary-acting."

by DanTheMa November 27, 2013

Taking Obama to the Oval Office

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.

Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.

by The Original Ass Hat August 24, 2008