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Orphan

A person without plans on notable day like Christmas or New Years Eve; also someone without tickets to the big festival all their friends are going to.
Since all my family is back east, i am gonna be an orphan this Thanksgiving, just gonna be me and my dog and some rotisserie chicken.

That's so sad, i know some friends throwing an orphan thanksgiving party for all the other people with no family around.

Gonna be feeling the FOMO hard this weekend as a burning man orphan.

Just got an invite to a Coachella orphan event, looks like we wont be the only 2 people left in town trying to party after all.
by Neppi December 31, 2017
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sticky orphan

After you adopt a kid, sexually abuse him/her all kinds of ways, and then return them the next day. Research shows that southeast Asian children work best for this sort of thing. Hell awaits all those who laughed after reading this.
Oh no, it appears that Edgar made that child a sticky orphan. Somebody call the police.
by Pummage December 31, 2005
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drug orphan

A child whose parents are so addicted to drugs they end up unsupervised, undisciplined, and otherwised neglected and forced to fend for him or herself and/or younger siblings at too early an age. These so-called parents, who never should have had kids, often leave their kids home alone while they stay in their rooms either high, coming down from a high, or go out looking for their next fix, and often don't care about their children unless child welfare intervenes. A few lucky drug orphans will have a babysitter or nanny who truly loves and cares for the child, but quits due to the sheer mental and emotional exhaustion of dealing with the drug-addicted parent(s).

Drug orphans younger than 5 are often found without clean diapers, are not toilet trained, and enough food or drink to live on. School-aged kids show no interest in school and are often absent, primarily due to the emotionally absent parent's indifference to his or her child's education, and sometimes due to the oldest kid's having to care for her younger siblings (mostly affecting girls).

Preteen or teen drug orphans show rebellious behavior, sometimes acting out in the exact same way their addicted parents do while at the same time raging at them for neglecting them. The parents are to blame for setting such a bad example. Other teen drug orphans will rebel by doing the exact opposite of what their parents have done: they live squeaky-clean; honor students, drug-free, alcohol-free, etc. These kids do not want to repeat their parents' mistakes, so they go to the opposite extreme. They're the ones with the character to rise above their poor or nonexistent upbringing to be somebody.
No wonder those kids running the streets are so wild: their mom has a crack habit and their dad's on meth--they're drug orphans and should have been taken from them years ago and put into foster care until the parents got clean!
by meow2u3 June 8, 2009
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orpei

an orpei is a small ugly dog that looks like it crawled into a bigger dogs body known to make snorting or pig noise
OMG how did that baby pig get into that dog suit

its not a pig its an orpei
by Bonnie Lyn September 6, 2007
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orphan crushing machine

The failures of capitalism that creates and crushes orphans.
Wow, that orphan crushing machine got voted down! Here's hoping we can vote to remove the current orphan crushing machine but it seems to be a hot topic these days.
by OverlordZorp March 27, 2023
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the f in orphan

the f in orphan stands for family
person one: what is dark humor?
person two: the f in orphan stands for family
person one: wait, there is no f..... oh
by RandomAnvil December 23, 2020
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orpo

A replacement for "lol".
<ACHTUNG_FIRE> 912171777 When I was 8, I masturbated with a hotdog. I'm 10 and my dad is a doctor, so I fill the med gloves up with Jello and masterbate with the fingers. I bought a dildo, but it's too big for me. And it makes me hurt.
<Pi> orpo
by rolloffle August 16, 2004
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