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Opportunity

Chance to have sex with. Encounter of chance in order to get naked and "Do It". To stick your purple helmet warrior into the quivering mound of love pudding of a girl you don't even know.
I have a friend with benefits because there are not many other opportunities at this time.
by Mike Diamond June 23, 2003
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Opposite Vampire

a normal, boring person who gets up when the sun rises, leads a regular life, then goes to bed when the sun sets.
Man, I can't hang out with Jennifer anymore, she's become such an opposite vampire!
by i know cool things November 5, 2011
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opposate

Essentially based on the word opposite but really is a made up verb form. Its the action of actually making the opposite.
My friend Kari opposated his or her gender the other day at the clinic.

I need to opposate my stance on Bush and stop supporting mentally challenged individuals as leaders of the free world.
by dtg295 October 9, 2008
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Not Opposite Day

See opposite day.

1. A term used to describe that it is, in fact, opposite day which can only be used on opposite day. The

"not" is usually over-emphasized, and the term usually follows a wink, nudge or other non-verbal que that the speaker means the opposite.
The rational behind this use of the term is that if it is Opposite Day, then the correct way of proclaiming that it's Opposite Day, is by actually proclaiming how it isn't Opposite Day.
This is the most commonly used form of the phrase.

2. A term that is used to genuinely describe how it is not opposite day. This use of the phrase is usually used by those that do not plan on partaking in Opposite Day, and therefor will mention that it's actually "not Opposite Day" when people say it is (or on Opposite Day, isn't). This usually does not work, as the pro-Opposite Day party acts as if the other party is in cahoots with them, not shutting them down.
1. "Guess what today ISN'T. Today is NOT Opposite Day!" *wink* *nudge*

2. "Stop saying that it's opposite day, because it's not Opposite Day." ... "That's not what I meant, I'm not agreeing with you in Opposite language, I'm trying to tell you that it isn't opposite day!" ... "UGH!"
by ItsGordie February 26, 2010
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Equal Opportunity Offender

One that is not hesitant of offending any race/ religion including his/her own.
I'm not racist, I'm Equal Opportunity Offender.
by neo##### January 10, 2022
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Oppoontunity

The chance to acquire poon presents itself.
Miles: "Hey Jordan, can you hold my drink? I think I've got an oppoontunity."

Jordan: "Yeah, sure."
by Miles Hackett April 24, 2008
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oppocentaur

A mythical creature with the head of a horse and the body of a man.
Usually angry as its brother the centaur gets all the attention.
"Woah look at that beautiful creature, what is it?"
"Thats a centaur"
"Whats that ugly thing next to it?"
"Thats its faggot brother the oppocentaur"
by smpaus April 7, 2010
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