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old town san diego

The Most ghetto tourist attraction ever, take your kids to see the 15+ strip clubs and the graffitied and burn down RVs, the people are druggies with babies.
Parent: Hey Kid wanna go to old town san diego
kid: Sure
*arrives at old town*
Kid: Daddy what is a hoe?
Parent: Where did hear that?
Kid: That purple guy over there
*points at a pimp*
by JarrodR2001 November 10, 2015
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old as shit

So old and decrepit that you look like dinosaur droppings.
If she isn't as old as God, she' s at least as old as shit and about as usless.
by nom de fume June 19, 2016
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old town florida

Find the meth here, just down the road from the Marathon. Looking for a good night? Catch the usual hooker walking along this road.
Hey, wanna smoke meth?

Yes! I can take you to Old Town florida.
by A stranger December 20, 2016
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old shit

Old shit: is bringing up something that happened over a week ago into conversation just to make your point or argument valid.
Why fo you have to bring up old shit!
by Coldfeetbindder April 5, 2017
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old navy dog mannequin

Dog mannequins located in many Old Navy stores. Usually placed in front of a group of human mannequins. Unbeknownst to most people, The Great and Powerful Old Navy Dog Mannequin is our Holy Lord and Creator in disguise, pushed aside by other, more prevalent religions that favor humans more than animals. This shall all end soon. The Dog will Rise. The Dog will Rule.
The Old Navy Dog Mannequin is secretly Our Holy Lord! I'm not crazy!
by D O g ! ! ! December 10, 2017
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Old Hen

A slang term for an older women, after menopause and before old bag Usually aged in their late 50s to mid 70s. The term is in comparison to elderly female chickens. They are too old to be a milf and too young to be a hag Most old hens migrate together in a stampede of depleting oestrogen. They can be seen gossiping in that back of church, squawking at their husband, or homesteading the local dairy queen

Think the Golden Girls.
Oh good God, don't you old hens have better things to do than gossip about the preacher?

Watch out son, theres a herd of old hens coming through. Nothing gets between them and a Dairy Queen chicken tenders basket.

Don't listen to them old hens, they sure have a lot of opinions on other people's relationships, while their own husband can't stand to sit in the same room as them.
by Squidward_Tennisballs August 29, 2018
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Old Spice Portobello

When you grease up your ballsack with deodorant and smack it on someones car. Deodorant is best used for the greasy sack stamp thats left behind.
“Man that guy pissed me off”
“Well what you going to do about it Tim?”
“im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”
by W33DMAN420 January 21, 2019
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