numpty

Slightly ditzy and insane to the point that no object is safe.

What sort of numpty are you

by S Chilton March 2, 2003

numpty

A certain person who works 9 days on and 5 days off at our place of work.

Those numpty flexi workers are useless.

by franky July 11, 2004

numpty

though recently adopted to simply mean 'idoit, fool, muppet' Numpty is a medical word for the small section of skin in the female gentials between the vagina and anus.

'nice numpty' quite a mouthfull

by mattaeus rose August 30, 2005

numpty

anyone who would pronouce word this as nump-tee
Should be nump-tay

you are a complete numpty, you can't even pronounce the word.

by Robbie the pict August 1, 2003

Numpty

Dirty Yuppie and Miggers being tools.

'Gorillaz are better than Radiohead' is a numpty statement.

'20gb?
40gb?' is also a very numpty statement.

by yes January 14, 2005

numpty

pillock, prick, moron, asshole, warren pryor

you complete and utter numpty.

by suk dik December 19, 2007

numpty

a funding officer who loses track of project spending and lands everyone in the shit

him, yes thats right, the numpty!

by barella July 11, 2003