blind blizzard

When one's scalp is incredibly itchy, despite having used Head and Shoulders shampoo and having no dandruff. Usually used in recounting awkward stories.

Man, I had a bad case of blind blizzard during that last meeting.

by aca_tea January 7, 2016

Blizzard Of Oz

when you have explosive diarrhea that comes out like a blizzard

"Damn Daniel, you shat like the Blizzard of Oz"

by anonymous December 13, 2022

Black blizzard

Feceiving what is known as a facial for men have from an African-American male

Oh my gosh, Tony gave me an epic black blizzard last night!

by Dick Eli March 9, 2016

jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.

John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.

by JohnBohn December 23, 2010

blizzard position

It's where the girl sticks her head in the freezer and the guy does her from behind.

I tried to do her in the blizzard position but she was still too cold from the hypothermia she incurred from donkey skiing.

by Dave wansted December 10, 2016

Blizzard Bedlam

An Ice stage on the south pole of little planet.

The term Bedlam has misled many into thinking it is an asylum.

Temporacle: So... are we gonna take the Time Stone back or something?

Dr. Robotnik: Sure I mean I had a rocket hooked up anyway so I guess.

Temporacle: Wait weren't we just at little planet? Can't we just go thru Prism Relic again?

Dr. Robotnik: Well I mean I was really looking forward to the rocket and I want to go to Blizzard Bedlam really ba- and Sonic is breaking in.

Temporacle: Wait, did he just jump into the water willingly.

Dr. Robotnik: Yeah I heard the music is really good down there.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 4, 2021

Blizzard Burka

What women wear when it's freezing cold out and snowing like the dickens, consisting of a ski cap pulled low over their eyebrows and a scarf or turtle fur neck gaiter up over their noses, leaving only their eyes exposed. Then they throw a long wool or down coat on, creating the effect of wearing a burka.

Martin: Wow, this is some snowstorm!
Laurie: Martin, it's me!
Martin: Laurie? I didn't recognize you in your Blizzard Burka.

by mblxv January 4, 2014