Ghetto Flakes

When you don't have any milk and you put sugar water on your Corn Flakes.

Damn, no milk!! I guess its going to ghetto flakes this morning.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

bait and flake

(noun)- a person who consistently makes plans with people just to flake right before.

(verb)- the act of baiting someone with cool plans, then is no where to be found when shit goes down.

"Dude! Brittany and I were supposed to go out to Oakland tonight, but she freaking bait and flaked me man!"

"Derek said he got us Limp Biskit tickets for tomorrow night but since he hasn't texted me back. What should I do? "
"Nothing. You just got bait and flaked bz."

by DebbieDowner March 17, 2016

Fart flake

The unseen micro particles that float in the air after someone breaks wind.

Dude...that was nasty...your fart flake landed in my nose. Gross!

by BarfVader December 3, 2016

skeet flakes

Skeets flakes is the when you try to clean off the dry skeet off of something without water, producing skeet flakes.

Dude I skeeted all over my girl last night and when I woke up I put my fingers through her hair, nastiest thing when I took my hand out, I had a bunch of skeet flakes in my hand.

by Brendenks February 9, 2014

flake-ery

A common term in political campaigns.
It denotes a person's lack of activity, when they have signed up to volunteer, and fail to show up.

Gwendolyn exhibited mad flake-ery by not showing up to door to door canvass, after signing up to do so for 5 straight weeks.

by Little monkey October 14, 2013

flake flake floomph

A small, light Cornflake-like dried bugger that falls from the nose and floats effortlessly to the ground.

Dude, you just floated a flake flake floomph.

by Brian April 15, 2003

Pee Flakes

The residual spitter-spatter of urine on urinals or toilets.

Don't lean too far into that urinal Stan, you might get pee flakes on you.

by lsbisme June 30, 2009