Neer

A kinder phrase to the most offensive when labeling those of African-American descent.

Confused Cracker: "Awww shitttttt Tyrronnee, wud up mah NEEEEEEER"

Man of African-American Descent (a.k.a Neer): "Cracka' ass bitch, who da hell u callin' a Neer"

by Missuh Cracka' September 28, 2013

nerf

Nerf is an anagram for non-expandable recreational foam, used in things like stress toys and as projectiles of some toy guns, great for firing at people around the office, although I would recommend that you work in a relaxed working environment first, as a stray foam projectile in your bosses coffe could lead to your dismissal.

This can also be used to describe a shot in a game that caused little harm (as with the foam projectiles).

Player 1: Yay! Direct hit! That must've hurt!
Player 2: Nah, you just nerfed me.

by GarethPN June 24, 2007

Nerf

When Greninja from Smash Bros. is too gud and needs to be more worse

Better Nerf Greninja

by xX360NoScoper420BlazeItM8Xx May 14, 2015

nerf

Like Cow, Except in the Star Wars Universe.

Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
-Princess Leia

by Gun Me Down Renton November 12, 2003

Nerf Gun

A sexual toy used to shoot a detachable penis into the vagina.

Jan: Lets use the nerf gun tonight
Jessie: Sounds good!

by Jake3454 November 6, 2012

Nerf Nigga

a person who thinks they are "ghetto" or speak in the "gangsta" dialect are nerf niggas

posted by Bud Gaines
definition by Jarod Kwan

white guy 1: "Yo, what's up nigga"
You say: "Up and down is only relative to gravity nerf nigga"

by Bud Gaines December 13, 2008

nerfing

verb. stimulation of a woman's vagina by insertion of a mini foam football, the sort popularized by the NERF company.

"i was so horny last night, for real! nothing but nerfing would do for this pussy. TOUCHDOWN!!"

by sruallstar November 18, 2011