purple-nozzled yogurt slinger

Penis.

"John Holmes had a huge purple nozzled yogurt slinger."

by x January 22, 2003

fo' rozzle my nozzle

white girl way to say " fo rizzle my nizzle" originated from a typing mistake that turned out to actually spell something.

"wow, ramen noodles are good"
" FO' ROZZLE MY NOZZLE!!! "

by Liz and Breanna April 4, 2005

Fo shizzle my nizzle nozzle

"I accept your offer of an explicit sexual act." (male recipient)

Offer:
"You is way fly, want to gets dis thang goin fo reelz?"
Response:
"Fo shizzle my nizzle nozzle."

by nozzroid April 4, 2013

douche nozzle extraordinaire

A description of a guy who is never wrong, full of shit, self absorbed,better than anyone who ever existed and just an overall ass hole. Aka Dan Telese

I know this douche nozzle extraordinaire, he is so annoying I'd rather get my balls stomped on by an elephant than be in the same room with him.

by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018

Dough nozzle

A semi erect penis that can't be mashed into desired area. Much like pushing rope into a small hole. The end result is a sticky mess with goals unachieved.

He was so drunk, it was a dough nozzle. pushing rope

by KayRonMarySausage March 5, 2017

Douche Nozzle

A person who you don't really want to talk with or be around, but for whatever reason, you end up needing to.

"The only way I get to go to that party is if I 'm that Douche Nozzle's date!"

by TravCharJess January 22, 2017

Nozzling

The act of being a douche nozzle.

Look at this guy nozzling, cutting in line like that.

Why are you nozzling like this?

by Max187 June 3, 2021