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by amber January 15, 2005

Nobling

A trainee nob. Not quite a fully fledged nob, but with a little persistence and experience, will surely get there.

Eeeh. Look at those noblings outside Coop in Shipston-on-Stour... What is the world coming to? What on earth will become of them when they get older?

Answer: They will transform into fully fledged nobs, like a caterpillar transforming into a butterfly.

by Sah rah November 5, 2007

Nobel

Nobel is the cutest, kindest, and the most thoughtful person you will ever meet, but his best feature are his looks if he is your boyfriend then WOW 🤩 you’re the luckiest person ever. He is just the hottest person ever 🥵

That guy is sooooo cute he is a Nobel.

by alexsereal07 October 1, 2019

Nobel Logic

Giving an award as part of encouragement or anticipation, despite the basis on which it is supposed to be awarded.

1. Obama winning the Nobel Peace prize, despite being nominated less than two weeks after assuming office.

2. Failing student: Teacher, May I have an A for the semester?
Teacher: Why should I?
Failing Student: I believe it will motivate me to get an A in the next semester.
Teacher (using Nobel Logic): Alright, you have an A. However I expect you to get an A next semester.
Failing student: Unfortunately, I already have an A, so I don't really need to try next semester, I am already satisfied.

by notonthenobelcommittee October 10, 2009

Barnes & Nobles

What ignorant people call Barnes & Noble.

Illiterate Person: "Hey, you wanna go to Barnes & Nobles later?"
Educated Person: "Why would you want to go there? It's obvious you can't read because you called it Barnes & Nobles."

by anothernewnamei'lluseonce November 25, 2009

Noblem

An informal abbreviation of 'No problem'.

1st person: Thanks mate.

2nd person: Noblem

by GB11 May 6, 2010

Noalene

Noalene: Is a hick woman that no one would want to hit on. Redneck, dumpy, frumpy, idiot missing one or more teeth. A few branches missing from the family tree. No, not even a two-bagger. Raggedy antonym: hot babe,

Grandpa wouldn't hit on that Noalene even in the dark with two bags.

by urbanegorilla February 5, 2010