negative zero

Noun: (Nay-gut-tive Zirrro). Negative zero is infinity zero. Worth less than nothing.

"Tom is a big fat -0 at his donut making job; he sure is useless"

"Nancy is a negative zero on a scale of 1-10, she sure is homely"

by Luckylinlin December 15, 2016

Positively Negative

When negative news becomes positively the only news people are interested in.

The horrible accident that created a more horrific accident was POSITIVELY NEGATIVE and interesting.

by MajorThomasRandle March 5, 2015

Vye Neg

A Shit Talker Named “Lil Quanzy” Who Does Wtf He Wants, & Wherever He Wants... Don’t Trust Him Round Your Personal Belongings When He Has Black Forces On ! Oh And Don’t Trust Him Around Yo Hoe

“I’m a real VYE NEG i might fuck ya hoe”

by Imhisfuckingopp December 30, 2020

Neg Larynx

Basically a short version of a long and negative answer.
Negative = Neg
Larynx = noise, chat, etc

1: Did the guy have any Potent Chronic ?
2: Neg Larynx, he did have some shitty schwag though.

by DMCliff August 17, 2007

negative bitches

When ones bitch count is moving leftwards from zero.

I.E one who gets bitches but some run away to the left

Damn look at that shirt jacket combo that man gets negative bitches

by Canadian bacon November 3, 2013

Negative rizz

The act of pulling such a low ass amount of bitches that it would be thought to reach negative amounts. People who reach this achievement have probably never touched grass so go out and pull girls for fucks sake

The fat boy jake Paul lookin ass boi has got Negative rizz

by Jake Paul’s pirm 69 January 21, 2023

negative orgasm

The moment you realize that you have lost your wallet/phone/passport.

me: Shit! I don't have my phone with me anymore!

you: In which of the four clubs we have been to have you seen your phone the last time?

me: Fuck, I don't know, I'm having a negative orgasm right now.

by agentdash February 6, 2014