muzza

generally someone half italian raised in australia, though these days many other europeans are claiming the title. they like to go the gym often and are obsessed with their car. they think they are gods gift to man and claim to know everyone. you can pick them out from the crowd usually from their hair, which is often short at the front and long at the back possessing a mullet or tail and in more cases than one are wearing adidas trackies.

johns parents are italian and spanish respectively and he resides in australia. john is a muzza.

by peterdimitri March 3, 2008

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muzztec

The epitomy of lame, sad and everything else that goes with badly gelled hair, fluoro clothes and wearing waaay too much lynx. This class of teens essentially can't tell the difference between house and techno music and generally have poor shaving skills. Many muzztecs are reassuringly involved in the hosting of underages and are able to shuffle like idiots creating a dicky image for themselves, henceforth giving a reason for cooler people to laugh histerically at their pathetic behaviour. They are easily identified on the streets-just listen out for, "hey bro, how fully sick is my jacket from industrie/cotton on?" or go to your nearest cheap skate shopping centre. Female muzztecs, despised by many, are Supre-clad with bad outdated haircuts generally known as the mullet. Overage muzztecs (muzztecs fitting in the age group of 20+) generally have no clue and should, at that age think about how stupid they seem to most. Overall, the muzztecs contribution to society is very minimal and 'doof doof' music becomes even more annoying when the same song is on everyone's myspace.

muzztec says: iM sO iN LuVV WiFf Ma BaBii GuuRL/bOii (needing some english skills.. obviously)..... relationship lasts no more than 3 weeks

by muzza haters 22 January 21, 2008

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Grizzly Muzzle Loader

Essentially, it's when your bangin a girl/man from behind with a dip in (preferably grizzly wintergreen). At the discretion of the banger, take the dip out and shove it in the girl/guys anus. Next shove your dick in the ass, thus muzzle loading. If done correctly, the bangee should receive a buzz via the inferior rectal branch of the pudendal artery.

Wow Michael, I'm literally buzzing my ass off! That was so much better than last time you gave me the Grizzly Muzzle loader!

by J Cobb December 13, 2010

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b-mizzy

This name can be attributed to any person who writes bad poetry and calls it rap or hip-hop, as b-mizzy does. This name can also be attributed to anyone who has a hopelessly inflated ego about fame that doesn't exist, much like b-mizzy's.

This name originates from "b-mizzy", a faggot rapper in upstate new york who acts famous, when in reality, he is not.

"Yo I listened to b-mizzy the otha day, I shit my drawes it was so bad."

"This kid in my class is a total b-mizzy, he acts like he's the shit, but its actually every line he spits out that's shit. Literally.

by babyfarksmcgeezack June 5, 2011

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