Muslim

amazing people that follow the religion of Islam. They are very peaceful, respectful people that follow the word of Allah and messages of Muhammad. the religion teaches of respect and kindness towards others, rather than doing wrong. They know to control their anger and be positive.

Muslims are the best people.

by Accept it! June 20, 2017

shiite muslim

When one takes a shit so enormous it's nearly of biblical proportions.

Don't go in that bathroom for a while, I dropped a shiite muslim

by Money April 10, 2005

Muslimousine

A vehicle used as a mode of transport for muslims, usually overcrowded, sometimes with family members in the trunk.

Generally it is a beat-up unroadworthy piece of shit, characterised by a towelhead for a driver, and bumper stickers featuring phrases such as "my other vehicle is a camel", "zero to blown up in 8.2 seconds", "I have PMS and a bomb...any questions?" and "my car just blew up your car".

Person 1 : "Damn..that is a sardine can on wheels, if ever I did see one"

Person 2 : " Don't be so disrespectful. Thats a muslimousine!"

by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 2, 2009

muslimah

a muslim women. contrary to popular belief, muslim women were the first to earn rights of their own. back in the day, when even in the west women were treated like shit, islam allowed a woman to get divorce, own property and get many other rights previously denied to other women. even though people see muslim women as a sign of oppression because they have to wear the hijab, they were actually the first to get treated like human (go research that if you have to :)) muslim women are allowed to get a divorce if their husbands treat them like shit even though in some cultures its frowned upon. most of the 'religious' women oppression actually has nothing to do with the religion at all and is more cultural than anything. islamic women actually have a lot of rights and more info can be viewed here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_feminism

i am a proud muslimah ^.^

by munkehh April 28, 2010

Muslim

A person who believes in the oneness of God, and Muhammad being his last prophet. Muslims believe in the Quran, a book they believe was revealed by God upon the prophet Muhammad. Islam requires muslims to believe in all previous prophets (like Abraham, Joseph, Moses, Jesus) and books (like Torah, Zabur, Bible). Literally the word means 'someone who acquires peace by submitting to the will of God'.

He has to pray 5 times a day, he is a Muslim.

by Omore June 18, 2012

Muslimland

A term used to refer to all of the Middle East, often in mockery of those ignorant of the actual geography of said area.

That man looks like he's from Muslimland! He must be a goddam terrorist!

by junkyard prince October 15, 2003

submarine muslim

A muslim that lays low and only surfaces when it is convenient to be muslim.

Submarine Muslim can also be easily confused with a terrorist sleeper cell. However this is not usually the case.

Farhat is a submarine muslim. He's only muslim when it's cool to be muslim.

by Spanky 69 October 20, 2005