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Musk berry

A small ball of poop stuck to the hairs of the anus, like a dingleberry, covered in cocaine that your lover picks off.
Andy: Duuuuude, I had a giant musk berry from last night.

Chad: Were you musked last night?
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Muskaboo

A person who is an Elon musk fanboy, they love spaceX, Mars and starships. But they lack any knowledge of space exploration/history.
Person 1: i love Elon musk sooo much!

Person 2: you sound like a Muskaboo
by CernanSchimtt17 May 18, 2021
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Muskaqueer

The dankest gayest weirdest friend group in the world being a muskaqueer is the gayest thing about you you little fruit roll up
holy fuck its the muskaqueers omfg the gay is blinding me
by BOOST3D January 6, 2022
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Alaskan Musket Loader

Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.
Hey bro I was fucking this girl last night and I pull out the ol’ Alaskan Musket Loader!”
by Wyatt Hawn May 28, 2019
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Minnesota musket

Not to be confused with the Tennessee musket or Alaskan Musket Loader but similar to nature.

During the act of a twosome, and both are wearing condoms, the male will stuff gunpowder into the vagina with his musket, then proceed to stuff a marble into her vagina, light the condom, stuff the condom into the vagina, then proceed to let both let out their love juice at the same time.
"I got a 3 degree burn in my Va-jay-jay after my husband gave me a Minnesota musket!"
by MarioManz June 1, 2019
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got musked

Man, Brian got musked by that CEO on Twitter who promised his cars would APPRECIATE in value.
by LoveMyTeslaBut April 22, 2021
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Yeti Musk

The specific odour of yeti. Often found in dark woods, mountains, caves and brothels. The smell can be distinguished by its musky stench and it’s ability to arouse any nearby mammals. Does not relate to yowie musk.
Damn I dipped my fingers in yeti musk and I’ve been smelling like a yeti ever since

Have you seen Willie Nelson lately? He told me to throw some yeti musk on and now I can’t stop thinking about rooting mammals

Jesus boy, did you fuck some roadkill? Your dick smells like yeti musk
by Billy the exterminator May 12, 2021
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