Muddy Mary

An effeminate homosexual male bottom with poor anal hygiene who partially defecates during anal sex.

Lance is such a Muddy Mary. Every time I fuck his ass he whines like a school girl and stinks like an open asshole.

by Matt Whipple December 30, 2008

Muddy Windmill

When a guy sticks his dick in an ass, takes it out and slaps the other person in the face, imitating a windmill

Steven: "MAN!! last night I gave a girl an extremely excellent muddy windmill... she loved it!"

Jack: "Sounds like fun! We should try it sometime"

by JuneauPankake February 6, 2010

Muddy Duckskin

When you fuck a girl in the ass so balls deep, that her shit gets all over your scrotum. You don't notice the wet shit on your sack until you look down. It's quite shocking.

Unlucky Dude: What the quack, Kacie? Your mud is all over my hairy ballsack!

Kacie: It's your own damn fault for penetrating my asshole so gosh darn deep!

Unlucky Dude: Well now I have a Muddy Duckskin...thanks a lot!!!!

by Perv Tycoon February 3, 2014

Mady

Mady is a truly amazing girl all around. She is so sweet and even though she may seem tough and emotionless sometimes she has the most emotions in the world. She is super beautiful, funny, and overall the most amazing person you'll ever meet. You are extremely lucky to have a Mady to love in your lifetime. Just not my Mady. Back off.

Typical Teen 1: Oh M Goshers, look at that super hot girl over there. I wish I was friends with her.
Typical Teen 2: Oh M Double Goshers, that's Mady. She's so pretty. I wish I could just be her so I could be near her beauty.
Typical Teen 3: I don't even know why I'm here. I was added for the bit but I feel like it's gone on too long.

by SheeposaurusRex May 3, 2018

mundy

modern version of fabl(s) and fabl characters. And this is the Fables' slang term for normal humans citizens, their technology, or the world itself. They are not part of any fairy tales, and apart from a very few cases, the Mundies are generally unaware of the existence of the Fables and magic in general.

I'm a mundy version of Prince Charming (this is for you, girls)

by farf123 June 26, 2014

muay thai

Despite what some people have said. Muay Thai actually uses a lot of powerful techniques. Just people who think otherwise are ignorant. They have kicks that put most martial arts TO SHAME!

I'll use my muay thai skills to kick a hole through you.

by You don't need to know my name. February 26, 2005

muddy forest

The act of smearing poop on one's pubic hairs, then proceeding to have anal sex with a girl where the poop gets rubbed on her ass.

I gave Eva a muddy forest.

by jimmy jibberish December 12, 2007