Mosh Rules

1. Dont wanna get hit? Dont jump in the pit

2. Respect everyone like a close family/friend in and out of the pit

3. If someone falls, pick them up

4. If someone is injured/knocked out, get one or two people to help drag him/her out and wait for medics/security. Once they are there, continue.

5. Dont throw kicks or punches

6. Dont be a douche bag

7. Stay hydrated

8. DON'T CARRY FUCKING BABIES THROUGH
(I say this because I have seen two ladies do just that)

9. If there are women in the pit, do NOT touch them in any sexual way

10. Have fun

These are some Mosh Rules.
Mosh Rules: There they are

by The_broseph69 January 23, 2016

mush mosh

Somebody who is so lovey-dovey you want to Mush all over him

Mike is such a mush mosh he gives me so much love

by Dutch girl 69 August 29, 2019

Mosh Pit

A vagina tbat was utterly destroyed by ginormous 12+ pound baby!

I wouldn't hit that. She had a 13lb baby! Who knows what her Mosh Pit looks like. You could probably fit four dicks in there.

by SleazyCorn July 4, 2018

mosh pit

mosh pit is just a bunch of drunk ignant mufuckas gettin the shit whooped outta them to some music

Throw 'em in da mosh pit, stomp 'em in da mosh pit
Swing yo muthafuckin' fist and beat 'em in da mosh pit

by 901mk99 December 17, 2019

Mosh Ahead

To enter the mosh pit, usually at a music festival, several bands before the band you actually want to see, so you've got time to get up the front.

"I know Rise Against isn't on for like another half-hour, but I better mosh ahead or I'll be stuck up the back."

by kate.m. February 26, 2008

Ben moshe

Ben Moshe is an old term from the Hebrew language, it is used to define something or someone that is extremely large, in the Hebrew language “Ben moshe” is the biggest size unit there is.
Today the most common use for “Ben Moshe” is to describe extremely obese individuals.

“Mount Everest is of Ben Moshe proportions “

“Noam is extremely obese and the kids at school always bully him by calling him “ben moshe” over and over again.

by Mentallyweakharry July 31, 2023

Mosh Friendly

Something venues say in order to forgo all liability in case someone gets hurt moshing the proper way.

A complete contradiction, because moshing is an untamed release of anger and adrenaline, and there's nothing friendly about it other than the common courtesy that includes picking someone up if they fall or helping someone out if they are injured. The only people who say "mosh friendly" are those who want to look like hardcore punks/metalheads but they're too scared to actually get in a real f**king pit. They're normally the assholes who piss and moan about how someone accidentally elbowed them.

Annoying prick: "Woah dude, watch where you're moshing! I'm holding a beer! Mosh friendly, man! Wtf GAWD show some respect!"

Metalhead: *doesn't hear Annoying prick because he's actually enjoying the show

*Annoying prick throws beer and other things at Metalhead while moshing but Metalhead still doesn't notice.

*Annoying prick is more disrespectful than mosher

by qeefsonface September 9, 2012