moffato

A complete prick who has his entire ego up his ass.

"Man, he is such a moffato."

by Lerky_ December 18, 2016

moffatts

a bunch of transexual brothers with floppy hair who made irritatingly stupid pointless music and had a swarm of air headed girls as fans while they were around.

air head:i love the moffatts

anyone with brains:fuck off!

by leigh May 13, 2005

moffie

When a very masculine, stright guy has a crush on another stright guy. It is usually said in a joking manner, but the use of this word most often sends the two men into a state of denial, anger, and indignity. Which, I might add, is rather fun to watch.

"Hey David? What were you and Tyler doin' over there? If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a bit moffie for him, David."

"What?...No!...We were just...(general male stammering and muttering)...Were not!..."

by That Girl... October 21, 2004

Moffit

Donkey Rapist, term popular in East Northamptonshire around small rural villages. Highly offensive!

"Dave is blatantly a Moffit."
"Lock up your Donkeys, there's a Moffit about!"
"What a moffit that guy behind the bar was!"
"He was sucking his thumb, what an absolute Moffit,"

by Joseph the noble prophet Smith January 9, 2008

mofflet

A term used to describe someone with a Highly Perverted Nature that is usually misbehaving.

"That fucking mofflet is taking pictures of my wife again"
"I hope my daughters new boyfriend isn't a fooking mofflet"

by Andy Mofflet July 24, 2006

morford

a boy that is trades in fifa for pro evolution soccer, He is very law obiding and does not like to social very often. A morford tends to stay at home and look after ones reproductive organs.

Chris: have you never broken the law
Chris 2: No im a morford man

by Jack gregory smith November 8, 2006

Moff

Abbreviation of Im off
Usually used in chat-rooms, MSN messenger, Myspace, etc...

Person 1: Moff
Person 2: Cya

by PikiePoo May 24, 2008