Moopuns disease

The extreme displeasure and disscontempt caused by being around someone who suffers from Moopins disease.
See also: Moopins disease

Dr: You have Moopuns disease
Guy: Is it the same as Moopins disease?
Dr: No, Moopuns is the hatred of being around someone suffering from Moopins disease. You simply can’t tolerate them.

by shelbsy April 14, 2021

moopigs

A mythical creature resulting from the cross of a moomin and divine intervention which gives them wings. Not a pig. They are beautifully forlorn creatures that are seen flying across the sky in moments of unbearable boredom or tedious essay writing.

"Oh moopigs, I forgot to save my essay." or

Bobby: Hey are you going out tonight? "
Michelle: No, I'm sick.
Bobby: Gutted.
Michelle: Moopigs indeed.

by mili July 30, 2008

"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver

A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.

Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."

There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"

by The Logical Fallacy February 3, 2019

Moopie

A dairy cow who lives in constant fear of being eaten. Has black hooves and a huge nose. He is a horny cow because he likes to hit people with his horns. Somehow Moopie can produce milk.

Moopie can also transform into Cowman to save the world from beef eaters. His only weakness is being tipped over.

Moopie has been shaking in fear ever since he got trapped in a cooking pot last week.

by Mini Moopie May 21, 2009

Fozzie Moopet

An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable

I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.

by DrBird February 18, 2017

moopalised

to chat to one particular rather charming person for a rather long time

I am sorry to have moopalised ya all for me...you might want to go back to main and talk to others, too!!

by AsinanTimun May 30, 2006

Moopah

Male version of a foopah....(see foopah)

Ewww. look at his moopah. It must weigh 42 pounds just by itself.foopah, fat

by god n yo heart May 14, 2009