Mohammed Osman

A White Man who wants to be Black, He sucks at Basketball, In a Team always being Benched.

Mohammed Osman: Ugghh another Airball...
Coach: Mohammed! Get your White Bum lookin head Right here!

Mohammed Osman: Come on Coach! It's been weeks! I always get Benched Coach!
Coach: I'm sorry my Nigga, I know your dream was to be Black, but you just don't have the talent my boy, have you tried Permanent Ink?
Mohammed Osman: Bruuhh I tried everything...
Coach: Look here's the Deal, If you can't be Black by the end of the season, I'm sorry but your out of the team.
Mohammed Osman: NO! Coach this is the only team that I can join because no one else wants me, I am very lonely Coach.
Coach: (Sigh...) Sorry Kid, there's no hope for you in this world.
Mohammed Osman goes home and went to his bed crying, he soon stopped playing and started playing 2K16 on his Xbox None but his Item Binder is just filled with Bronze Cards, he looked at his favorite card Ryan Kelly with 66 overall.
Soon Mohammed was Kicked out the Team soon Mohammed was Missing and left no trace.

by BlackNigger_101 April 30, 2019

Mohamed Haji

Mohamed has depression but still some how get HOES Mohamed is the best back bender in the world

MOHAMED HAJI GET MORE HOES THEN YOU

by Anonymous 𓁹 September 7, 2020

Sicko Mobamba

Sicko mobamba is widely known as the white people national anthem

Karen: After I took the kids I got into a really good song!
Carol: Spill the deets gurl, what song is it
Karen: Sicko Mobamba
Carol: 🗿

by Oof Daddy 69 January 11, 2019

Ahed Amer Mohammed Abujebbeh

A piece of shit that will punch you 24/7 make super funny sex jokes and fart when fasting. Also will try to convert you to a Muslim and cant spell his best friend's name for shit. Ahed routine-

25% faggot
55% jokes

120% farting

and will die in Fortnite and always always always blame and scream on you

and cant cough and fart at the same time

will blow you up if u piss him so stay careful
and is super haram

Ahed Amer Mohammed Abujebbeh

hi Ahed

*cough cough* fartttttttttttttttt * cough cough*
k bye

by IwIlLsCaMyOu20DoLlAr June 13, 2018

Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed

Some guy's real name. It's a valid string for a man of an Arabian/Middle Eastern name, having the first name Mohammed, the middle name Mohammed, and the surname (last name) Mohammed. Also the most popular boys name in the entire world when you use the first name only. Mohammed M. Mohammed would be the way to say it with the middle initial.

I met this 3-1/2 foot tall guy with a black beard and turban who calls himself Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed and I picked him up, cuddled him in my arms and felt the wiry hairs on his chin.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

Gerry Mcnamara

guard on Syracuse basketball team shots 3 pointers really well. is better than J.J. reddick Also known as the dog

G-mac for 3! and its Good!

by j-train October 13, 2004

mona lisa

Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece.

Steve: "what did that guy do with the mona lisa after he stole it?"

Bob: "He jacked off to it"

by mark101 June 12, 2008