After forty plus years of golfing, Ron finally got a hole-in-one the other morning. He was the happiest I've ever seen him. That is, until he went to retrieve his ball and found some miscreant had left a Moiner the night before.
by kibyfuckett September 22, 2015
Get the Moiner mug.I tried to put it in my girlfriends butt but she yelled at me and so I gave her the moist bill instead.
by Slam Bam Horny Man August 4, 2007
Get the Moist Bill mug.A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019
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Get the moistcritikal mug.to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it
If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.
After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands
After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands
by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009
Get the moises your hands mug.A series where a popular Youtuber (Penguinz0/Cr1tikal/Charlie) gives reviews on movies, shows, and games. He is always very honest with his reviews and is never hesitant to fully hate on the movie/game/show if he does not like it. At the end of the video he rates how good it was anywhere from 0% to 100%.
"Have you watched that new horror movie that came out a few weeks ago?"
"No, I was going to until I watched Cr1tukal's Moist Meter on it."
"No, I was going to until I watched Cr1tukal's Moist Meter on it."
by ItzSpark March 17, 2021
Get the Moist Meter mug.Someone who can be over energetic at times, but doesn’t like to stand out. The want to make new friends but are usually too shy to speak, they tend to have dark secret(or past) but will keep themselves viewed as positive. Doesn’t care for their looks and though they don’t like attention they also don’t like to be alone. So if you see a Moises just try talking to them casually but try not to throw to many things at them.
Guy:wow that Moises is such loner what a loser
Girl:nah he’s pretty cool just try talkIn to him, he’s actually kind of fun to hang around with:)
Girl:nah he’s pretty cool just try talkIn to him, he’s actually kind of fun to hang around with:)
by Kingderp180 March 15, 2018
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