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modern nerd

Someone who is immature and socially unacacepted, does not have anything to do with intelligence, thats a geek. Talks all the time about video games and can be seen playing yougeoh at lunch even in 9th gade wtf! Trys in school even if stupid
geeks are smart but modern nerds are not at least thats how it is in my school modern nerds are just who nerds are now it wasn't like that ten years ago whene live wasn't fucked up by all this im a ganter crap but it is now deal
by jeusus the 3rd and one halve November 7, 2009
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Modern Feminism

The belief and theory that everyone deserves equal and equitable treatment and opportunity regardless of gender, sexuality, sex, race, religion, disability, etc.

Modern feminism is NOT the belief that women are better than men or that all men are scumbags.
“Billy believes that everyone should have equality and equity.”
“Oh, so Billy must identify with modern feminism.”
by Fightmebitches January 10, 2018
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Modern Warfare

The game that everyone with no brain plays
Guy 1: hey, have you seen jack?

Guy 2: yeah, I saw him playing Modern Warfare
by Hffhhf April 25, 2020
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modern baseball

when two guys are doing the same girl, and clap their balls together
"dude, me and my brother played modern baseball with this freaky chick last night"
by freakofthenation24 January 12, 2016
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Modern kid

A person who thinks they're cool, wears Jordans , plays basketball, has a "straight hairline" , and gets "alot of girls"
IM A MODERN KID
by CRAZYTOWN413 May 17, 2018
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Modern Antiquity

(1) Any time in the modern era that predates your conception birthday.

(2) The latter half of the 20th Century; before the Aughts.

(3) The time before email, smartphones and the world wide web.

(4) When your parents grew up.
Before the Aughts, in times of modern antiquity, people had to sit in meetings, pay attention and actually single-task. Can you imagine not being able to text, update your status, or check-in?
by Headington Cabal September 24, 2011
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Modern Knight

A White Knight, except they think they are better because it's 2019.
Stop calling me a White Knight! I'm a modern knight!
by Previsithwjsk November 30, 2019
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