Mitchell

A cookie thief - typically steals Hershey's Cookies 'n' Cream Chocolate

FBI: OPEN UP WE GOT A MITCHELL IN OUR MIDST!
Karen: HOLY SHIT CALL THE SWAT TEAM!
Ninja: Don't Neg

by MazdasAreTheBest December 29, 2019

Mitchell Garcia

Awesome, and Daddy like.

Did you see Mitchell Garcia? He's awesome.

by Daddy Awesome. December 11, 2011

Mitchell DeFrancisco

Mitchell DeFrancisco

I hate my life, I wish I was like Mitchell DeFrancisco.

by travs.boy.9 October 15, 2017

Mitchell High School

Mitchell High School is located about 20 minutes south of Bedford North Lawrence, a thought it is significantly much better it is still a flea rotten, slutty douche bag oasis. The school's athletic programs are so poorly undercoached and over funded. The football team is filled with out of shape untalented twats. The basketball team cannot even comprehend the basics of dribbling or simply how to complete a layup. However every basketball player has hope's of "making the big leagues"; they most definitely will always sign your year book with their jersey number. The cheer squad might as well be a 6 month opened old can of anchovies. The baseball team is the poorest athletes to ever walk the halls. The coaches pick the starters of all teams simply on who kisses the most ass and their relation to the coach.

Bill: "Yo Steve where did you get your crotch lice?"
Steve: "I forgot to wash my hands after high fiving a girl that goes to Mitchell High School."

by Twatmuffin998818 June 3, 2018

Mitchell’s Asshole

A dare a very young man did in the name of RAMEZ MOSAD! He put his hands over his cheeks and spreaded away

“Dude did you see the picture of Mitchell’s Asshole?”

by Marlbanda October 27, 2018

Mitchell

Mitchell is another word for the cock n ball master. Anyone with this name is a god and shall give you the mega cock n ball torture

Im actually such a Mitchell

by Andoriii July 21, 2019

Mitchell

Mitchell gets called michael and Michelle alot even though he doesnt like to be called that . Is a sweat at all games and makes every game not fun to play .

Friends: 'ah your such a sweat Mitchell!'

Mitchell: (laughs) ' get shit on '
Friends: 'ah mitchell I'm going off your so fucking annoying'

by Lil_lil September 9, 2020