Valpyra Mistress of Skullstyr

Valpyra, Mistress of Skullstyr, an award winning graphic artist, digital manipulator, photographer and writer. She creates in her Cyber Goth Universe called Skullstyr.com. Her work is awesome and VERY dark.

"Now sit back and relax. Grab hold of your mouse and don't let go! Prepare yourself for a visual banquet. You'll find my work a little naughty but always dark! I weave a lot of reds through out my prints. Red the color of passion, of life and blood! My images will quench your thirst and satisfy the darkest desires."
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Valpyra Mistress of Skullstyr award winning graphic artist digital manipulator photographer writer creates Cyber Goth Universe awesome work VERY dark Red color of passion life blood

by harry gareth edward spaulding July 19, 2010

Ur Mistress A Mattress

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister

Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.

by SucidalThoughts May 29, 2018

McStranjero

In Spain, a pejorative term for an American tourist. The fusion of McDonald's and extranjero (Spanish for "foreigner") becomes McStranjero.

Juan: I can't even walk through Plaça Catalunya today.
Rosa: Hombre, it's because of all these McStranjeros in our way.

*they proceed to pickpocket the vulnerable*

by Dougy Fresh Catalonia May 21, 2007

Mastrandritis

An overwhelming disease (of the mind) that makes one's body feel as if they are unable to operate before 3:00pm EST, and unable to take part in activity, such as work.

After 3:00pm EST, all bodily function are operating normally, along with a rejuvenated sense of joy and mirth.

Winters in London are very accommodating to the disease.

Mastrandritis can be exhibited in the attitudes and actions of lazy employees that lie.

by DrFa May 18, 2011

Misera-full

The act of eating beyond fullness derived from the words miserable and full

After eating too much at Thanksgiving dinner, I walked away from the table feeling misera-full.

by The Coach November 27, 2012

Miserabate

V.
Miz-er-uh-bayt

To masturbate in a state of misery.

After a the worst day of his life, Daniel chose to go home and miserabate to try to make himself feel beter.

by mmxjcl September 11, 2013

mastrubarathon

Mastrubating a very long time. Often resulting in multiple orgasms

You look tired.
Yeah, I did a mastrubarathon yesterday.

by roelfo June 24, 2016