mistatiki

A musician that will go big, instead of home.

mistatikimusic is a future legend.

by mistatikimusic November 23, 2021

Mista Big Bob

Mista Big Bob is a strain/brand of K2 Spice that was popular in the southern united states in the late 2000s. Its packaging featured an image of gangster spongebob holding a wad of money and wearing a luxurious pimp outfit. It was notoriously potent and caused several hospitalizations, with several users experiencing convulsions, muscle spasms, and stuttering after smoking a small amount.

Dwayne: fuck school nigga, blow mista big bob

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

hot mistake

A sticky mess or emphatically bad situation. Akin to "hot mess", though broader in definition and not necessarily pertaining to the appearance of a subject.

Man, I shouldn't have knocked up my chem teacher. This hot mistake has my world all FUBAR.

by Dark Bard January 2, 2009

jaymin mistry

Jaymin Mistry - (V)

Jaymin Mistry is the name of a cute guy who is funny, loving, delicate, and sensitive at the same time. Great at certain things like running, and school work,...yet terrible at other things like SENDING TEXT MESSAGES THAT ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE. Also, he is never free because he is always at robotics.

Look at Jaymin Mistry over there, he is sooooooo hot, like he is definitely daddy material, but too bad he's never free. He's probably going to robotics right now.

by Jminer69er February 25, 2017

bar mistake

What you end up living with for 2 months, after too much tequila, last call, and no ride home.

Wow! I finally sobered up and realized what a bar mistake I made.

by ocbinor September 30, 2018

the classic mistake

When you still have the timer on and you slurp down boiling hot noodles, usually resulting in a scorched mouth.

John, you just committed the classic mistake

by Jonathan Daub June 15, 2018

Sad fucking mistake

Aka me. A person who has “friends” but her friends only stick around because they think I’m suicidal and I sh. A person who’s family pretends to care but they really have no idea I sit in my room at 2am crying and covering my mouth with my hands To not make a sound. A person who’s sure they will not make it past 20yo. A person who once got a mental breakdown witch lead me to draw over all my mirrors with a black marker because I didn’t wanna se my ugly self anymore . A person who is in love with someone who gave them false hopes and who will never love, or even like me back. A person who Is fucking Sad and considers them self a mistake.

I’m a sad fucking mistake.

by Heltotroligt June 26, 2020