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Mustafa

Mustafa is a creepy weirdo who is in a sect. He has 5 best friends, which means that he has a total of 6. He is very creepy, he is 18 years old soon in May 19, he appeared in front of our house 5 minutes ago performed sectarian movements, beware of mustafa, better known as the haunted Musa, he is an urban Bosnian legend by the Latin name known as Mustaflatijus, they say if you see him better not to see him, if you do not close your eyes immediately and do not start running away with your eyes closed you will get really bad experience. Legend quote says "If u see him it's better to not see him", he is also blonde.
Person L: Oh look blonde guy in a black and with candles.
Person B: Oh that is haunted Musa aka Mustafa, better run with your eyes closed.
by Anonymous_532 March 29, 2022
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Deadly Mistake

A mistake made which results in something potentially dying. It's a pretty gosh darned awful mistake if that something turns out to be you. There are two deadly mistakes which are incredibly common;

1) A woman, in the midst of her mental cycle is being somewhat emotionally unstable, and a man utters these words....."what's your problem?!" DEADLY MISTAKE!!! The obvious answer to the question will be that HE is the problem, and if he escapes with his life, all happiness will most certainly be killed for him for the next 3-5 days.

2) When getting down to some serious foreplay, the woman turns to the man and utters these words..."do I look fat?" DEADLY MISTAKE!!! There is no "safe" way for a man to answer that question! If he looks, he's judging- if he doesn't look, he's not taking the question seriously- if he says yes, she cries- if he says no, she says he's lying.... Apart from that question being the one that probably makes men want to strangle women, asking it will kill desire stone cold fucking dead. Not to mention that a "yes" response might result in someone finding the guy the next morning with his head torn off.
"She was just nagging and whining and bitching, so I asked her what her problem was!"

"Ahh, that explains the bruises. Deadly mistake, mate."

"She asked me if she looked fat, right when I was about to take her from behind!"

"Gaaah! Deadly mistake! I bet that killed it!"

"Too fucking right, I was too stressed even to wank, and she just led there muttering and texting about what a cold hearted tosser I am"
by MagickDio April 1, 2010
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Mistake by the lake

The correct name for the city in Ohio often referred to as "Cleveland." Located by Lake Erie, nothing good has ever come from Cleveland and the city ranks just behind Paris Hilton, Jean Shorts, and trusting Judas as one of God's worst mistakes.
"Do you smell that?"
"Oh dont worry about that, Cleveland is the Mistake by the Lake, it always smells like feces."
by Better than all clevelanders January 3, 2009
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mistagaro

a completley random word refering to a person or associated with
the word pie

its pronounced meestagaro not mr garo
mistagaro!

what?
by pie4eva March 2, 2009
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Mistake

You.
Oh, look at that fucking mistake! Hey, it's you!
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