Melbourne is a city in australia in the state of Victoria, it is the crime capital out of all the major cities (except Darwin coz no one gives a shit about Darwin it’s all country land) and is notoriously known for having the longest covid lockdown in human history. Melbourne was once referred to as the most liveable city in the world but has quickly been on a downfall to becoming the Chicago of Australia. The gang violence down here gets worse and worse every month. Going out in the city at night is risky and dangerous. Knife & gun crime are on a rise. Melbourne has a reputation for the most corrupt police officers in the country and the current premier has recently been accused in parliament for corruption. From this perspective your better off moving out
Jake: “aye cuz let’s go on a flight to Melbourne and enjoy our life”
Cruz: “fuck no cuz there’s legit nothin to do beside walk around a big city go couple restaurants and get pulled up on by 20 sudos with balaclavas and puffer jackets”
Jake: “don’t be a pussy mate we wont get rolled up on”
“The two proceed to Get drilled (robbed) for there credit cards and wallets”
Cruz: “fuck no cuz there’s legit nothin to do beside walk around a big city go couple restaurants and get pulled up on by 20 sudos with balaclavas and puffer jackets”
Jake: “don’t be a pussy mate we wont get rolled up on”
“The two proceed to Get drilled (robbed) for there credit cards and wallets”
by Burncitylingo January 30, 2023
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i wont try to complain in this definition, but mms is a fucking roller coaster ride. the school is half jewish and its not that i have a problem with that, just so many of kids are rich spoiled brats who just act rude to the teachers. and omg like all the girls wear tight ass lululemon leggings its like someone hit copy paste on their keyboard a bajillion times. so the popular kids you should avoid, there rude they think they own the school and shit. anyways there are some really nice kids here. just be friends with kids who aren’t mean to you and accept who you are. and there are some sneaky people in this school so do not befriend them. now do i think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in the middle school ?? no only in eighth grade. besides, you will probably break up after like a week. and there are also like a ton of bar/bat mitzvahs during 7th grade so just know that. anyways, my advice is to just be really nice to your teachers and try to get decent grades above a B. like, some teachers here are really nice and want to give you an opportunity to get into accelerated classes. don’t forget that going to mms is a great opportunity, because the school is very good. hell, my parents moved here mainly because of the school. if your rich, don’t be a brat about it. and also one of the definitions for mms said to avoid gay people while looking for friends. like,, that is rude. be friends with whoever you like and never treat someone differently just because of the way they are.
by pookiebear3000 July 23, 2023
Get the Millburn Middle School mug.Aight so I'm seeing a shit ton of bad reviews about this place so lemme clear it up. Yeah the popular kids are all dicks but as long as you avoid them you're fine. There are a lot of good people in this school apart from the popular kids so make friends with them. The curriculum is also easy as shit so just try to get a's (it's not that hard). Most people writing bad reviews are probably the emo or sped kids so just ignore that shit. But yeah the girls did just get fucking copy and pasted.
by Gekope October 24, 2023
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You can experience 4 seasons in just under an hour!
Expect to find eshays at almost every train station, threatening you and trying to steal ur nike tns, and threatening to shank you.
You can experience 4 seasons in just under an hour!
Expect to find eshays at almost every train station, threatening you and trying to steal ur nike tns, and threatening to shank you.
Tourist: Wtf?!? It was 50°c two minutes ago!! How is it snowing!?! How is it snowing in Melbourne?!?
by MaxiTheTaxi January 9, 2024
Get the Melbourne mug.One of four selective-entry high schools located in suburb of South Yarra, Melbourne, Australia. Caters to boys from Year 9 to 12. Known for having a rigorous selection exam, hundreds of students miss out on the opportunity to go to the school each year, thus creating a negative stigma and envy towards the students who do pass. The school is known for its academic excellence, being the top ranking school for Victorian Certificate of Education (High school diploma equivalent) results, and constantly outranking other schools in the state.
1: I go to Melbourne High School
2: You go to Melbourne High School? That's gay dude.
(person 2 is being salty because he failed the entrance exam)
2: You go to Melbourne High School? That's gay dude.
(person 2 is being salty because he failed the entrance exam)
by JoeytheJoey January 28, 2024
Get the Melbourne High School mug.I was in a motel and there were no ashtrays so I used my girlfriends ass as a Melbourne ashtray instead.
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