punching the midnight squirrel

THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).

NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.

by @The Hojer December 8, 2015

burn that midnight oil

A clever way to ask your 420 friendly fuck buddy to come over late at night, do some dabs, and fuck like rabbits.

Similar to Netflix and chill.

And. . . It doesn't count if you're just smoking weed. Dabs only. kk?

Guy: Hey what r u doing?
Girl: Not much, just bored :-(
Guy: You wanna come over and burn that midnight oil?
Girl: Ummmm. . . Sure. . . why not? I haven't been high all day ;-)

by DoctahGonzo April 25, 2016

midnight study break

Event occurring at midnight on the final day before exams at UNC Chapel Hill. Students strip and run naked inside of the Undergraduate Library. Police intervention is expected, but the participants usually escape.

"I was so tired cramming for that econ exam, but that midnight study break sure woke me up.

by Go Heels August 12, 2007

midgitler

A combination of midget and Hitler. Describes a tyrannical boss or supervisor who is also a dwarf.

He: "That little asshole supervisor who makes the weekly schedule is making us work Saturday!"

Me: "What a fucking midgitler!"

by weasel1969 October 10, 2008

Midnight Brown

Defecating (expelling feces) in the middle of the night.

Haley excused herself from the 12:00 am showing of the movie to take a midnight brown.

by H. Windfield May 22, 2013

midlife crisis

"When an old man buys twenty lamborghinis." -Diggy Simmons

"A man with a midlife crisis buys a corvette, a man with a lamborghini has no crisis." -Joseph "Rev Run" Simmons

by logitechamerica June 20, 2007

midnight stealth

To be in the spooning position, when your partner is asleep.... stick it in their butt.

Dude i fucking midnight stealthed the shit out of her.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005