The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.

Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.

by psuedynom November 9, 2021

Tiffani Microsafe

a very annoying human, always playing afl evolution and ignoring mary.

tiffani microsafe is an idiot, but is a god at houseparty calls.

by renegade.me May 4, 2020

Microwaved

When you get re-heated about something. Something that once made you mad is making you upset again a period of time after its initial occurance.

I got microwaved the other day about the time I got stood up.

by Poopcicle007 August 1, 2018

microwaveablelessness

Lacking the ability to be safely be heated by a microwave oven. Things that have microwaveablelessness include 12 oz. soda cans, pressurized cans of R-12, chicken eggs in their shells, sealed film canisters filled with water, dry ice bombs, mercury thermometers, electronics, and lithium-ion batteries.

Saddam learned the hard way about the microwaveablelessness of a camping propane cylinder. He almost lost his house.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood April 1, 2007

microrave

when you light glow sticks and put them in the microwave and all the colourful liquid from the glow stick gets spread all in the microwave.
looks like a rave in a microwave

guy 1 - dude whats a microrave
guy 2 - idk go check urbandictionary.com

by qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp March 26, 2009

the microwave

the warming up of a stiff penis inside of a vagina without movement in preparation of thrusting and grinding in the wee early hours of the morn

after a great night's sleep, my boyfriend decided to marinate in the microwave before we turned up the temperature and got things going.

by krupabot February 18, 2014

Mexican Microwave

Noun - The act of eating a cheap mexican microwavable burrito, going for a run to mix up the contents of your stomach, and using the explosive diarrhea that results as lube for sex with your partner.

- Dude, you seen my burrito that was in the freezer?
- Yeah, I used it to give sheila a Mexican Microwave.
- Oh, sweet. How was it?
- It was Nasty, I puked on her.

by sexyymonkeyy69 March 16, 2013