Wang Meringue

What you blast all over your girls ass, chest, face and stomach right after you retract.

The $ shot in every porn movie

by Big Nation May 29, 2003

merriam-webster

The easier definition and easier to understand.

If you don't understand the Google definition, try Merriam-Webster!

by LotusFlowerInAPond June 28, 2016

Merrick

King/God of the ocean is supposed to bring great riches and fortune to those who treat him kindly

"Merrick, The god of the sea, gave me great fortune and let me win the lottery"

by Bob the goon November 20, 2015

merkin

Translated from olde english, merkin mean a pubic hair wig. Which today are very rare aliek the term itself.

Shopkeeper (1643):A mirkin for your quim, me lady?

Feminist (2005): RAPE!

by jackal8 July 31, 2005

merkin

a) A pubic wig

b) A citizen of the United States of America, particularly of the 'flyover states'

Ah'm prahd ter be a Merkin.

by enitharmon March 17, 2005

merkin

In parts of Brooklyn and Deep East Texas, a merkin is a unit of measurement in between a smidge and a schmear.

Sweetie, would you like a smidge of honey on your cornbread?
No thank you ma'am but could I get a merkin of jam instead?

by mrjsweezy July 28, 2012

merkin

A merkin in the gay and lesbian set in Hollywood refers to a "usually" straight male escorting a gay woman to public events so as to attempt to camouflage the lesbian's secret sapphic lifestyle.

"T", the (secretly gay) actress is photogrpahed at the red carpet premiere holding onto "J", a well-known straight actor. People think they're "dating". He's her MERKIN for the evening.

by Fentress June 5, 2005