Menckenite

One who adheres to the philosophical teachings of H.L. Mencken. An anarchist in the purest sense of the word.

Fuck off with your arbitrary and convoluted definition of "anarchy" - I'm a Menckenite!

by T.W. Jones February 5, 2015

mecklem

One of the only words that can be used in just about any situation and will 100% make sense to someone that has never heard the word.

person 1: OMFG you are such a mecklem
person 2: damn so aGgReSsIvE
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person 3: Move your mecklem!
person 4: Sorry... I'm moving

by potatokingofgaming October 13, 2021

Mercedes-Benz S-Class

The Mercedes-Benz S-Class is iconic. It is the blueprint for all other luxury sedans, a technological tour de force, and has been the undisputed queen of the segment since it was officially introduced in the 1970s. What do Prince William, Jay-Z, Beyoncé, and Kim Jong-Un have in common? They've all been chauffeured around in the S-class at some point. S-classes can be found on nearly every street corner in cities like New York, Tokyo, Hong Kong and Paris, and they make up a good portion of the $100K+ market in the US along with other status-mobiles like the Land Rover Range Rover and Tesla Model S (ew.)

Everyone from businessmen to heads of state wants an S-class. Even with Rolls-Royce, Maserati, Bentley and Porsche making far more expensive sedans, the S is still taken seriously and wouldn't look out of place parked in front of a royal palace. Quite simply one of, if not the best cars ever made. Every car wishes it could be an S-class when it grows up.

I want nothing more than to listen to some Frank Sinatra in the back of a Mercedes-Benz S-Class in NYC right now.
When I landed in Paris, I was picked up in a Mercedes-Benz S-Class. Take that, peasant.
Diana has both a Range Rover and an S-Class. I love her.

by henry1272838442 September 23, 2022

Mercedes

A car which, upon entering, instantaneously turns a person into an arrogant asshole and makes him/her forget all traffic rules and regulations.

Look at that Merc driver over there, thinking he's the king of the road. Maybe someone should go and remind him of traffic lights, turn signals, lanes and road signs.

by PoopyPoo August 7, 2005

Sex Mercenary

Politically correct term for whores.

I hired a sex mercenary last night to knock my junk around.

by Zachary352 March 13, 2014

Mercked

A word used to state/signify one of the following situations:

A. To be physically, mentally, emotionally, or verbally demeaned in a given situation.

B. To be high on drugs. (Usually marijuana)

C. To be drunk.

A 1. (A man is playing football and is hit so hard that his helmet was knocked off)
Teammate- "You got mercked, dude"

A 2. (A pair of boys are arguing over a girl.)
Boy #1- "Dude, stop hitting on my girl!"
Boy #2- "Man, I gave that girl the clap, have fun with that!"
Bystander- "Mercked."

A 3. (A boy is picking on a weaker child)
Boy- "Look at how small you are! I can hardly see you, little guy!"
Weaker boy- "That's not what your mom said last night!"
Bystander- "Mercked."

B./C. (A man is walking around aimlessly. He sees a friend of his.)
Friend- "Hey man! I think I saw you at a party last weekend!"
Walker- "Man, I went to that party and got so mercked."

by IsHottleThere May 17, 2010

Mercer'd

Being subjected to an expectation than having said expectation drastically circumvented to fit the subjugator's needs.

Wow you just got Mercer'd!!!

Your boss just Mercer'd you out of a raise.

by you dont no April 14, 2009