Meatball Bitch

Someone who finds great joy in making the shitiest food ever for public events.

Dude, I went to the mass yesterday and some meatball bitch made the worst lasagna Iv'e ever tasted!

by Some Turd October 4, 2011

meatball

A fat Bitch who can't jump.

That meatball jumped like 2 inches off the ground.

by Kyle22 June 11, 2007

chinese meatball

A chinese meatball is when, during foreplay, the man takes out a small knife and whittles his bell-end until it is sharp and pointy. He then uses it to poke out the eyes of his partner. The next step is for the man to cut out his own testes, and put them in the eyesockets of his partner.

Terrence: Hey man! Look at that rooster over there!
Jill: Sorry, Samuel gave me a Chinese Meatball, my eyes are testicals.

by Chud April 19, 2005

Spaghetti & Meatball

When two individuals are side by side, one tall, slim, and slender and the other the total opposite, vertically challenged and overweight.

"look at those two walking together, they look like a spaghetti & meatball"

by "ode" February 17, 2006

meatball

noun. 1. the submissive partner in the act of spooning. the person getting spooned by the ladle.

hey baby, i'll be your ladle if you'll be my meatball.

that's one tasty meatball. i wanna be her ladle.

by raunchy booty girl July 13, 2005

Deep Fried Meatball

The process of urinating in an individuals mouth, and without he or she swallowing or spitting, giving the individual a good ole fashioned tea-bag.

Have you ever tried a deep fried meatball? It's amazing!

$80 for a deep fried meatball.

by Josh "nut-fitty" May 1, 2008

Fuckin Meatball

Any one that would have some type of Italian blood in them

If you see an Italian walking down the street and your with you bud, just point and say ha! Fuckin Meatball

by HeadHunter March 4, 2005