Splash Matting

When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.

X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!

by HungBoi May 18, 2021

table mating

practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.

“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*

by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022

Goblin Maxxing

To max out one's inner goblin potential.

"Did you hear John is changing his name to Gobhn?"

"He must be Goblin Maxxing."

by Flatftw May 14, 2022

cult maxing

is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults

Sarah joined 3 cults last summer she's no cap cult maxing like a gangster.

by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022

Retard Maxing

The process of doing really dumb content just for money or attention. Bella Poarch is a prime example. Also, Reaction content that is extremely dumb but, abuses the algorithm and gains gullible people's attention. At first one may think the poster themself is stupid but, in reality they are intelligent for making such dumb content while efficiently wasting people's time.

Hey, Bro I posted a new reaction video and got 50,000 views I have been retard maxing lately low effort content is the way to go

by 3DPerpendiculaRobinHoodForest February 16, 2023

Femboy Maxing

The act of maximizing your feminine look as a man, but remaining straight while seeming extremely gay

I really like being pretty, but I like women. I will be femboy maxing to maintain that pretty dainty look.

by ralphhickelson August 2, 2023

Soft Maxxing

When one proceeds to stay flacid and never get hard no matter what, going to the lengths of praying/repenting.

Bro this girl was twerkin on my shit I had to start Soft Maxxing

by Neal Rigga July 12, 2024