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Mathias

Mathias is a strong and independent guy who leaves an impression on everyone. He is very smart and intelligent and is likely to be very successful in future business and with his economy. He might come off as a tough or scary guy(because of his wide shoulders, big muscles and very masculine looks) but as you get to know him, you will soon meet his goofy side. He is very loyal towards the ones he loves, especially family, good friends and his girlfriend. He is not looking for a soulmate, because he has already found his. If you are lucky enough to be one of his loved ones, you can feel safe, because he will always protect them, and nobody wants to mess with him. Like I said, Mathias is very strong and has a toned, fit, and very hot body. Mathias’s usually attract many girls, and they won’t get disappointed when they see his penis eighter, that is waay bigger than average. He is Also veeery sexy and handsome. Be careful around him because it is very easy to fall in love with those beautiful blue eyes. Mathias is also a big fan of candy, so dont let it into his sight if you want it for yourself, and also, he is not afraid to fart in front of you.
“Mathias is so hot, do you think I will have a shot?”

“No, Mathias has a girlfriend, and he is way out of your league anyways
by Matematikk November 28, 2018
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Mathias

MATHIAS got a bigger dick than everybody else, he is very cool, the best person in the world and he loves McDonalds.
Person: I got a big dick
Person2 No sorry, Mathias Got the biggest dick in the world.
by Midtnix June 3, 2019
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Mattia polibio

A really hot tik tok boy that got famous for licking toilets and his hot ass friend group
Mattia polibio is hot
by Dr.phils mustache June 10, 2020
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erin matthies

an erin matthies is a lucky girl. an erin matthies is a girl who has been put through countless unfaithfulness and has been walked on and has been made a fool out of. an erin matthies is a girl who had faith, determination, and undying love for a stupid boy. an erin matthies is a girl who waited for a stupid boy to be her dream man and married him. and erin matthies is the the luckiest girl in the world. and erin matthies is married to the most honest, loving guy in the world
girl 1: i have been cheated on so many times by this guy! why should i marry him?
girl 2: because he learned his mistakes and has turned around completely. plus if you marry him, it will make you an erin matthies
by Ace0050 November 22, 2010
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Mathias

Given to those who possess a thick penis and irregularly placed pubic hair. Also, the upper body is unusually smaller than the lower body giving the image of a ridiculously fruity christmas tree.
Guy 1: I love masturbating to the sound of a door creaking.

Guy 2: That's so Mathias!!!

Guys 1 and 2 then suffocate each other with their irregularly sized penises.
by Miragemelody August 17, 2009
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walter matthau

a man who has never even been with 12 miles of a plastic surgeon, Walt opts for the natural look, that of a dried bowl of grapes. star of classic films such as Grumpy Old Men, The Couch Trip and Charley Varnick... and Dennis, in which he portrays Mr.Wilson. what a guy.
"Hey Mr.Willllllllllllsooooon!"
"Dennis! Don't touch my gold coin collection!!"
by failure33object August 7, 2006
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matthieu

Can be a asshole at times, especialy when hes around his friends.
Isnt as perfect as ashana or kiani or kiaya but thats ok.
Ashana says hes good in bed, such a man whore. Loves to roll in the mud and has a huge huge head.
matthieu is a blonde, big headed, asshole
by yo yo yigidy yo October 17, 2008
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