Madison

the most AWESOME person in the whole world. she's super pretty, creative, and smart. Plus she's a DINOSAUR

I want to be just like Madison.

by MissFrolicker November 11, 2010

magistrate

A person that is too damn stupid to be a judge so they just try to put up a front that shows they have power.

Trashtabulas one and only HO residing at Juvenile Court in Ashtabula. A magistrate Believes that he/she is better than anyone else. Beware---if you go to Juvenile Court in Ashtabula- Watch Out For The Ho's!!!!!!!

by Angel in Disguise March 4, 2009

Madison

The type of girl that made me fall in love with her.
A Madison is the most beautiful girl in the world and will always put a smile on your face. If you find a Madison, hold on to her tight, you'll want her forever.

Madison made me fall in love with her in less than 2 weeks because she is amazing.

by Jill<3 May 22, 2010

Mais

A beautiful caramel skinned woman, one who is mysterious and passionate. With those hypnotizing, penetrating eyes of hers, she can read exactly what is on your mind.

She is determined, magnetic and dynamic. Her sultry voice will have you weak in the knees. Her sexual prowess cannot be matched, she is the best you will ever have - if you're lucky.

A:"I fell in love the moment I saw her"
B:"How?"
A:"Are you kidding me? She was a total Mais!"

by LisaShoop February 14, 2010

Madison

The perfect girl. She is truly beautiful but doesn't think so. Madisons are amazing, funny, kind, loving, perfect, gorgeous, hot as hell, sexy and make the perfect girlfriends. Everyone loves them. If you have one as a friend, never piss them off or they will be a bitch. They are great friends though.

Guy 1: "Did you see Madison today? She was hot as hell!"
Guy 2: "Yeah. She is soo sexy"

by SexGodess4576 January 2, 2014

madison middle school

A place where crack heads and pervs like to teach kids useless crap. Half the kids are on drugs...that they most likely got from their teachers. Don't sit up front.. you might get raped.

Mom: Get ready for school honey.
Child: Do i have to go to madison middle school?
Mom: Yes dear. It's in your district.
Child: I heard that some teachers give you surprises.
Mom: Like what?
Child: Some kind of fairy dust thats supposed to make you feel good. Something like magic I guess.
Mom: .......

by Justmyluck. October 21, 2008

Dirty Madison

When a girl rides a mans face backwards until she ejaculates. During ejaculation she farts ,then lights it creating a flamethrower and extinguisher at once.

I got a Dirty Madison, that burned my face.

by Harrybalzonia May 21, 2019