masticate

Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.

"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

masturbate

To rub or do something to your own private parts for sexual pleasure.

You want to masturbate? It isn't a good idea for your sexual health.

by coolquack7 November 11, 2014

masticate

meaning "to chew" as in one's food. Also, the word that dumb asses laugh at in class when they think the professor just said masturbate

"Cows masticate their food."
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"

by MN Farmer October 9, 2006

Masturbate

What horny teenagers do when their parents aren’t home.

Great! Now that my parents have left, I can masturbate to all the hentai I want!

by Exterminate_all_thots July 1, 2018

Darth Vader Mastubator

An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.

"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"

by Walter Barrett January 10, 2008

masturbate

To cuff the duke!!! this is for the hardcore masturbaters. this is modern slang. It means to really rub out a good one A good place to cuff the duke is in a roomates bed while he is out pleasuring his lady friend. cuffing the duke is great when done alone or with mulitple partners. I recommend cuffing out many dukes today.

I am going to cuff the duke(masturbate hardcore), do not disturb!

by Erik S April 30, 2006

Masturlate

The process of self masturbation in which the prolonged orgasm ends in slight disappointment.

Hutchie's lack of concentration resulted with his Baywatch climax coming in the middle of the adverts.

His Masturlate was compounded as his party guests refused to pass him the tissues.

by EHiW May 12, 2008