Maple Sampler

A maple sampler is a Canadian who goes from tree to tree sampling maple syrup. They go around speaking like Sarah Palin, saying aboot and 'eh all the time, tapping trees, and talking about ice because there isn't anything else up there.

Katie: The US sucks
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.

by Cdizzeley January 26, 2010

maple fever

When you have a fetish for Canadian girls.

Similar to jungle fever, but for Canadian's.
(From South Park)

You only like Canadian girl's? What do you have maple fever?!

by ssebs November 9, 2015

Maple mibble

A delicious snack consumed by only the most important people, usually paired with barbecue

Jenny: “What are we getting for dinner?”
Dad: “Ribs and maple mibbles, does that sound good?
Jenny: “Yes, I love that meal!”

by yourlocalworddealer August 14, 2020

Maple Helicopter

The act of receiving a girthy meat slap repeatedly by a Canadian Mounty while singing Oh, Canada.

Eh buddy, I just gave that slag over there a "maple helicopter oot back, eh!

by J Suave September 28, 2022

Maple Candy

An attractive Canadian

An attractive Canadian walks into a bar in L.A.: American: "Hey, look at that Maple Candy"

by Maple Candy Gaming October 22, 2018

maple niggas

They some hoes they will talk to yo friends !! They will fuck you and leave I forgot to mention they some nonchalant ass niggas some of them might be good boyfriends like 25% of them good the rest of them so stupid ass niggas . They gon style on you bad af and on top of that they gon have you looking stupid when you claiming them and they playing tf outta you

All MAPLE NIGGAS some hoes

by Asolongirl February 15, 2018

Maple Haze

A psychedelic paste that strongly produces a weed high, but lasts much, longer. The paste is usually held together with maple syrup, but sometimes honey is used as a substitute. Rumors say it comes from Vermont, but hey, it could be Canadian, they have pretty fucking good Maple syrup too.

Hey bro, I've been high as fuck for like ten hours! What the fuck!
-Damn what are you on?
Maple Haze, my homie.

by Penguin mckenna October 14, 2015