1/ The application of paint by machine tool dealers to the surfaces of used goods in order to enhance the potential buyer's perception of the frequency, thoroughness & quality of maintenance which the item has received from its previous owner.
2/ Something similar to the above carrried out by apprentices when there is nothing better to do
2/ Something similar to the above carrried out by apprentices when there is nothing better to do
by Alec Vallance December 19, 2008
Get the Paintenance mug.The use of marijuanna in lieu of a substance over which one has lost complete control.
A distinction must be made between this and actual recovery.
A distinction must be made between this and actual recovery.
That Jason dude is turning into a complete pot-head.
Ya, well at least he ain't a crack-head no more. He's doing marijuanna maintainance.
Oh pleeeze! Only marijuanna maintainance he's doing is his fuckin' grow op. I cannot wait to see his tawdry ass get busted.
Ya, well at least he ain't a crack-head no more. He's doing marijuanna maintainance.
Oh pleeeze! Only marijuanna maintainance he's doing is his fuckin' grow op. I cannot wait to see his tawdry ass get busted.
by b-ball April 28, 2007
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Misspelled (go figure) response definition to a cycle of behavior whereby a person (alcoholic) trades one drug (alcohol) that is holding them back/wreaking terrible destruction in their lives with another drug that can be very psychologically addictive, though inherently less harmful(marijuana), but that will--if taken heavily, as is often the case--just usually perpetuate the cycle of addiction and lead to relapse with the original drug of choice (DoC).
The great thing with 'the plan' is, once you get used to the daily weed sessions and and realize nothing helps those recurrent head-fucking-a-vise-in-swirling-free fall hangovers like deep, triadic bong hits, then you've got TWO habits to deal with and pay for. Great plan.
The great thing with 'the plan' is, once you get used to the daily weed sessions and and realize nothing helps those recurrent head-fucking-a-vise-in-swirling-free fall hangovers like deep, triadic bong hits, then you've got TWO habits to deal with and pay for. Great plan.
"Hey, have you seen Brule Jerkwater around lately? After he lost his job at Volkswagen, was divorced by his husband, and got into that unfortunate attempted manslaughter accident with Santa at the shopping mall, you know, I really thought he had it in him to stick with the program and get clean. I saw him sitting quietly always eating that big bag of Doritos for months, but he seems to just have quit coming."
"oh yeah, I forget to tell you, he was working in the kitchen at Applebees with my druggie stepbrother for a while, but then they both got caught making thousand island pot sauce after close one night and got the axe. Last I heard he was working for the carnival and back to drinking handles of rum.
"Goddamn that marijuana maintainance (sic). They always think they can trade one for the other. Motherfuckers don't get it: we can't handle on-tap euphoria."
"oh yeah, I forget to tell you, he was working in the kitchen at Applebees with my druggie stepbrother for a while, but then they both got caught making thousand island pot sauce after close one night and got the axe. Last I heard he was working for the carnival and back to drinking handles of rum.
"Goddamn that marijuana maintainance (sic). They always think they can trade one for the other. Motherfuckers don't get it: we can't handle on-tap euphoria."
by CaptainDooDoo July 2, 2009
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2) The antidote for the random public boner.
2) The antidote for the random public boner.
Ben excused himself politely from Christmas dinner with the in-laws, to perform some much needed mantenance.
Chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected boner at the ballet.
Chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected boner at the ballet.
by mantenance March 26, 2011
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Get the Maintenancier mug.Sum1 who only buys brand name clothes, teases poorer ppl, makes fun of ppl who r smart and buy reasonable priced clothes, inlove with makeup more than anything, thinks they are on fuckin MTV!!!!!wen theyre not!!!!
biitch thats high maitenanced: oh ew look those clothes they are not brand named!!!!! i only wear brand name cuz im shallow and im spoiled and a biitch slut whore fag cunt prick etc....im so sexy.
by jennylovesean April 26, 2006
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The IT department has scheduled maimtenance on all production systems over the weekend. You may as well just plan to be out for the next week while they sort out the resulting damage.
by reallyanonymous November 25, 2009
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