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2023: Trump is again the GOP Frontrunner, confirming the enduring power of MAGA (Morons Aren't Going Away).

This MAGA phenomenon is consistent with The laws of stupidity according to economist Carlo M. Cipolla:
qz.com/967554/the-five-universal-laws-of-human-stupidity.

This definition of MAGA was created by WW on The Left Coast, July 18, 2023
by Primary Producer NZ July 18, 2023
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by Bank Varish August 3, 2023
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MAGA switch

When a Trump supporter, usually a man, poses as a liberal on Tinder so he get more dates an ultimately have sex with liberal girls. Post sex, however, he divulges to her that he did in fact vote for Trump. This was the result of so many women saying “swipe left if you voted for Trump” on Tinder.
How did your date last night go?

Pretty good, until I gave her the ol’ MAGA Switch then she slapped me!
by Ron Hairimy April 8, 2023
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Maga

Suzie was too savvy to fall for such a lame maga trick, but Johnny, who had no common sense, would fall for every maga trick in the book. I guess you could say that Johnny was ultra maga.
by JPerry April 13, 2023
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Maga

Maga, used to describe someone who looks malnourished, scrawny and underweight, used within the Caribbean community
The man so maga, he look like him about to dead
by Velvetee September 10, 2023
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de-MAGA-natize

The complete and total removal of any and all influence exerted by the MAGA cult.
The government functions the way it was meant to now that all 3 branches and the media have all been de-MAGA-natized and we can all finally work with the same set of facts
by Dino Spina September 17, 2023
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MAGA Gun Fu Fighter

A Typical Proud Boy more like Poor Boys going apeshit and acting like a "Chuck Norris" but, Doesn't have the balls to admit that Joe Biden won 2020. An Average Trump Supporter with Semi-Automatic Weapons, going downtown and shit and watch Donald Trump get his ass handed while getting a Free Blowjob and his Big Mac that he has left outside the D.C. Fridge for a week while watching "TMNT" on his 4K Television.
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.

There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.

Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.

There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
by Arika Cho cho Butterface November 14, 2020
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