Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.

Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!

by Man_5 September 6, 2013

Monty

Monty is a name that derived from a place called Calvados, Normandy.

But me and my friends have created a different term for it. It means someone who is a sweaty tryhard at competitive games or being extremely gay in the way he/she speaks.

For fuck sake, stop being such a Monty!

Look at that guy! He's such a Monty!

by What is retardnation November 19, 2018

monty sharp

he is a boy under 4 foot who is horny. he loves porn and roams the street of broomhill.

that boy is such a monty sharp

by urmumlikemealotttt November 28, 2018

Monty Sharp

A sexy and horny guy who loves watching porn he also walks the streets of broomhill

watch out oh wait it's monty sharp he's only 4 foot

by urmumlikemealotttt November 28, 2018

Montie

Basically a kid with no dad has 2 siblings thinks he's just the shit is very abusive and has a Mohawk haircut,likes to wear tight pants

You look like a montie

by Sfjfadkdkdjfjfkdjdjdjejsjs December 8, 2018

Monty

A fat girl who nobody likes.

I saw a Monty on the ride, even though she had no friends.

by Wilg October 19, 2018

Monty

A No-brainer, a decision whose answer is so obvious that it requires almost no thought.

He'd won the lotto, so the decision to quit his job was a total monty.

by linguisticate October 30, 2018