The Monti Kink

The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.
When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.
by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021
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montyed

When someone fails to swap a discord vanity a timely manner and gets beaten by a random claimer.
Bro, the vanity URL isn't working. Did we just got montyed?
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Monty Soder

You would say this instead of Mountain Dew if you were a fucking nerd
Person 1: Want some Monty Soder?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up nerdy bitch
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Stuttering Monties

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.
When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.
by Major Wood July 08, 2003
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Santiago Monti

Santi loves children. He has friends such as Benny, Luke, Marko, Bert, Tyler, Lauchy and many more. He loves children in grade 2 and below and likes big men in the age of 40. He is really bad at forntite and rocketleague compared to benny.
" Is that Santiago Monti" Girls
" He must be a bot at fortnite"
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Santiago Monti

Santiago Monti must be a bot at fortnite
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Monty’s bloody pad

A tiktoker with lots of followers he is super hot and loves dick and Monty, he is also glamrock bonnies husband
Monty’s bloody pad is a tiktok creator
by Monty’s play toy April 24, 2022
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