Pride Month

A commercialized holiday to celebrate LGBTQ+ themes. Originating out of the Stonewall riots over 40 years ago and popularized nationwide after the Supreme court's ruling on gay marriage in 2015, its now a marketing opportunity for profit hungry corporations and bought into by boring college freshman who are eager to embrace any identity they just discovered because it may make them even slightly interesting.

Stacy: "omg I can't wait for pride month"
Margo: "me to girlie, you know I'll be wearing my rainbow gear because I have no defining personality or hobbies so instead sexual identity shall be my substitute"

by jaybirdlaw June 3, 2019

one month stand

when you see someone for couple of weeks or months, and when turns out that the person is really into you, you realize you have absolutely no feelings for her/him. the one gets a broken heart and you get an enemy. involves terrible moral hangover and everybody thinking you as an idiot.

"I had a one month stand with this girl and now her friends keep bugging me telling me how awful person I am."

by plaoto July 13, 2009

Perfect Month

A month whose 1st date comes on Monday and all the Sundays in that particular month follows the date pattern of 7 14 21 28 is known as Perfect Month. The name Perfect comes from the fact that it follows table of 7 which is the number of days in a week. Also, monday is considered as the first day of the week, hence coming of monday on the 1st date of a month is considered as Perfect Month.

Sam: This month is pretty busy, the work load is so damn heavy. I can't wait for weekends.
John: Sam "When sundays are coming this month".
Sam: Its a Perfect Month.
John: Man, weekend will be coming so damn late.

by Reet Awwsum June 10, 2013

pinch and a punch for the first day of the month

An Australian tradition that happens at the beginning of every month. You are meant to pinch and punch someone. If you say no returns, they can't kick or flick you for being so slick.

A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month.

by GTrain88 April 24, 2015

Pride Month

A celebration that happens in June. It celebrates all gays around the world. Like for example: Non binaries, Trans, Pansexuals, Lesbians, Bisexuals, Gays, and etc.

Person 1: YOOO IT'S PRIDE MONTH!!
Person 2: wanna make out in the bathroom to celebrate?

Person 1: sure homie

by Slimedoods June 21, 2021

Apocalypse of the month

Noun. - A potentially world-ending event strongly hyped by the media during a short period of time, then forgotten by the public after the world, evidently, does not end. Soon enough it will be followed by a new catastrophe in-the-making. These events often resonate with the public due to widespread popular feelings, such as Nature getting back at Man, scientists going too far, a sign of the End Times, or simply terrorists.

The most successful example in recent times is Maya fever, which has snowballed into an international cultural phenomenon and lasted for several years.

Hey, wasn't the BP oil spill going to destroy the world because of the methane bubble ready to explode under the Gulf of Mexico? Oh, nevermind.

The current Apocalypse of the month is the new large hadron collider at CERN, which some believe may create a black hole. Of course, this is patently ridiculous.

by 11redred11 November 12, 2010

pride month

the one month my homophobic mother wont let me go outside cuz of all the pride parades

Gay Kid: Can i go to Main Street with my friends?
Homophobic Mom: NO! I DONT WANT YOU TO PARTICIPATE IN THOSE SATANIC THINGS

Gay Kid: thefuckareyoufuckingtalkingaboutyoubitch?
Homophobic Mom: It's pride month!!!! i have to protect you!!!!
Gay Kid: bitch im still going

by imnotnotgay February 24, 2019