Montana

The most manly state in the union where men head-butt bison, punch trout in the face, and chop down trees with their gargantuan dicks.

"I'm a pussy!"
-Someone who doesn't live in Montana

by BurlyMontanyan August 30, 2006

montefiore

When a male skips an erection and ejaculates.

"Jenny bent over and I montefiored"

by Jenny montefiore September 15, 2016

montaz

Weird, funny and all around good person!!

Montaz is the coolest!

by Madggdam December 10, 2016

Monteiro Sigh

When you emit a long, deep, audible breath in order to express disappointment, acceptance of a stereotype or inability to explain your recent actions in hopes that your colleagues will no longer care about your stupidity.

Person 1: Dude, how good was that asian food we had last night?

Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.

Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?

Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"

by Poncejuice December 12, 2018

Montreal tickle

The act of using your toes to tickle a vagina while receiving a blow job

Mike was jacking off in the corner to ryan giving the ole' Montreal tickle to that hooker

by Iwashardcoreonce March 1, 2019

montacrew

in romeo and juliet, the montacrew is the trio of romeo, benvolio and mercutio. otherwise known as bromeo, benbrolio, and mercutibro.

When the Montacrew left, Juliet died.

by shakespeareisgod March 30, 2019

Montse

The one and only. She who devours. The eater of gods. And the bringer of hunger and destruction. She is the fattest being ever born and a mum, but she is fattly hot.

- Run, its Montse.
- I want to fuck Montse.

by MontseEnjoyer November 22, 2021