J-Met

A person who tries to skip conditioning or work with any little excuse.

"Bob- Why is he not here today?" "Joe- He says he stubbed his toe, but i saw him running around in PE today." "Bob- Bro is such a J-Met" "Joe-Lol"

by Goofy Ahh Boy72748593901048595 May 5, 2025

Mets

sport team

Person : i like the mets!

person 2: ikr they are my fav team!!!

by higshsf February 2, 2022

the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

somebody cool

hey jade your the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

by bullshit meister November 7, 2017

Mets

A baseball team that plays for New York.

Anyone Ever: LEtS GoO METS GottA Love The METS BAbY WOOOOOOO LEtS GoOO CoMe ON BaByS YoU Can Do It.

by BigAndThiccBoi69 October 28, 2021

Met

To fail in awesome fashion after seemingly on the cusp of greatness.

The Mets are gonna Met.

Our company was on a track for a record year and then it metted.

by HodgieMan September 13, 2025

Gaan speel met jou pa

To go play with ones father instead of me

Guy 1 : you got some big ass ears
Guy 2 : fuck you! Gaan speel met jou pa

by serr synergyKKE.RJ October 14, 2021

Met Game

A game played by the New York Mets which ends in the most mindblowing outcome causing us to lose. Most of the time it generally follows the Mets having the lead for the majority of the game, and losing at the end over general tomfoolery and incompetence.

i.e - Committing a NOBLETIGER in a situation that would’ve won us the game, leaving runners on base, blowing a save, and general dumb plays and decisions made overall.

Jane - “Hey, you see the game last night?”
John - “Yeah, it was the most Met Game I’ve ever watched.”

by mrmet_ May 13, 2024